Nobody fucks with a lion
Surgeon General's Warning:
Kyle is an extremely powerful and unstable drug. Kyle can kill in large amounts. Do not take Kyle if you are pregnant, nursing, have cancer or suck at Halo.
Side effects of Kyle may include:
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Being attacked by zombies
Being "clued"
And in many cases, complete and utter pwnage.
I'm Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie, but you can call me Mud
or Kyle...
I eat the hopes and dreams of small children. That's where bricks come from.
I am a living example of the phrases "Round peg, square hole." and "One step forwards, two steps backwards."
Im 6'2", and it sucks
I live in the middle of nowhere
I love video games
I LOVE fuckin up some zombies
and demons
I have an awesome girlfriend
That would be her. Right there
I love my friends
mess with my friends, I break your face
Kyle loves hugs from his friends
Kyle loves cars with bigass subs
And pretty engines
My dream car would be a Nissan Skyline, or an old Nova
I loves me some guns
But I'm terrified of gunshots, unless I'm the one firing
You buy me a .50AE Desert Eagle, I will love you for the rest of my life
NO ONE wears my gas mask
shut up, Matt
Kyle don't talk much to you unless he knows you good
he don't really even talk on the phone at all (only to certain peoples)
Kyle loves to yell "blarg"
and "pork"
JERRY WAS A RACECAR DRIVER!
Odds are, my penis is bigger than yours
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?!
I bet your the kind of person who would fuck someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!
Kyle sucks at any type of sport
except paintball
This...is my ASS FUCK STICK!
Kyle plays bass
IN A BAND!
which means I'm awesome
...but you already knew that ..
