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Brittany; For Your Pleasure.

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About Me


So Proud. ♥
I am Brittany.
Please pronounce my name correctly,
It’s Brit-ta-ny.
18 now.
I live in Perth - Australia.
I love INXS more than anything.
Michael is my God.
Old/New whatever, I will love them forever.
AFL is just as important.
I'd die for that game.
I go for North Melbourne.
God I am so glad we are staying in Melbourne.
My Boys Till I Die.
I love Cricket.
I go for South Africa.
"But you're an Australian?!"
I love NRL
I go for the Eels.
No I don't like AFL, Cricket and NRL for the blokes.
If you think that go die.
The Cure is the love of my life.
Robert Smith is better than you.
Holy Crap I seen Robert Smith Live.
Nick Cave is my ultimate hero.
I love everything that man does.
He is the most brilliant man on this earth.
Brittany Loves Bryan Ferry.
The most gorgeous man alive.
My idol would be the late Kerry Packer.
Whenever I am scared, I think of KP.
He wasn't scared of anything, people were just
scared of him.
I am quite fanatical about those silly ABC comedians
'The Chaser'
And no, I didn't just jump on the bandwagon like
everyone else last year - I've been watching them since
I was about 13 years old.
Heres some things I cannot stand:
Channel 7
Bandwagoners
Stickers
Channel 7
Soccer
The Ignorant
Everyone on Channel 7
there are a million other things but i'm too tired to think.
I am very:
- Cynical
- Pessimistic
- Bitter
- Negative
- Sarcastic
- Stuck Up
- Jealous
- Selfish
- Grumpy
And I love it.
Quick Reference incase I die in a car crash;
I am Skinny, Tall, Blonde, Green Eyed and Single.
I Drink too much, Read, Work 24/7,
Don't want kids, Live for music, footy and TV,
Support the Liberal Party (go on, bag me..)
idolise criminals & have freaking great hair.
I haven't missed an episode of The AFL Footy Show since mid 2002. Some people say i'm a little obsessed. I love Garry, James, Sam and Trev
.
I'm weird, get over it. There is nothing I would change.
I'm probably more interesting than any other girl you know anyway.
And I guarantee i'd have better hair.

My Interests


I Love;
INXS.
Michael Hutchence. &hearts
AFL.
North Melbourne Kangaroos.
Cricket.
South Africa & NSW Blues
The Cure.
The Footy Show.
The Packers.
The Chasers.
The Ferrys.
Nick Cave.
Shaun Micallef.
Carl Williams.
Politics.
Satire.
The Jon Farriss Gangstaz.
High Fashion.
Baileys.
NRL;
Parramatta Eels.
VFL - Port Melbourne.
WAFL - East Fremantle.
The Skinny Girls.
Miss Divine.

My Loves.

I'd like to meet:


My God;
. INXS. The Packers. The Ferrys. Nick Cave. Robert Smith. Carl Anthony Williams. Mark Nicholas. The Chaser boys. The AFL Footy Show Boys. Shaun Micallef. John Safran. The Rest of the Channel 9 Cricket Commentary Crew. Malcolm Turnbull. My Favourite AFL players. The South African and Aussie cricket teams. My hero's.

I will NEVER get sick of this show. I &hearts Mike Moore.
Let Carl Go. I love you Carl.

Music:


My Top 5;

*INXS.
*The Cure.
Roxy Music.
Nick Cave and The Bad seeds.
Paul Kelly.

Adam and The Ants.
Apple, Fiona.

Birthday Party, The.
Boys Next Door, The
Bowie, David.
Buckley, Jeff.

*Church, The.
Cold Chisel.
Crash Test Dummies.
Crowed House.
Cruel Sea, The

Dire Straits.
*Divinyls.
Doors, The
Duran Duran.

Faith No More.
*Ferry, Bryan.

Gangajang.

Hoodoo Guru’s.
Hunters And Collectors.
Hutchence, Michael.

Icehouse.
*Isaak, Chris.

Joy Division.

Max Q.
Midnight Oil.
Minogue, Kylie.
Morrissey.

New Order.
Nirvana.

Peeping Tom.
Perkins, Tex.
Pink Floyd.
Psychedelic Furs.

Saints, The.
She Wants Revenge.
Silverchair (Old)
*Simple Minds.
Siouxsie and The Banshees.
Smiths, The.
Split Enz.
Stabbing Westward.

Tears For Fears.
T.I.S.M

Whitlams, The.

You Am I.

*Seen Live.

Movies:



Suburban Mayhem.
The Proposition.
Dogs In Space.
Giant.
Chopper.
Take Away.
Pink Floyd - The Wall.
Somersault.
Breakfast At Tiffany's.
How To Marry A Millionaire.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
Some Like It Hot.
Rebel Without A Cause.
Looking For Alibrandi.
Candy.
Jindabyne.
The Castle.

Television:


The Footy Show (AFL)
Underbelly
Frontline
CNNNN
The Chasers War On Everything
The Gospel
Full Frontal
The Micallef P(r)ogram(me)
Newstopia
Insiders
Offsiders
Lateline
The Games
Eric
John Safran vs God
Speaking In Tongues
Footy Classified
Good News Week
Outrageous Fortune
The Today Show
Before The Game
The Footy Show (NRL)
Stupid, Stupid Man
The Sunday Footy Show
The Footy
The Cricket
The NRL

Books:



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Faves;
The Rise and Rise of Kerry Packer - Paul Barry
Big Shots - Adam Shand
American Hoax - Charles Firth
INXS (Story To Story) - INXS
The Chaser Annuals - The Chaser
Rich Kids - Paul Barry
Packers Lunch - Neil Chenoweth
Alot more, but I can't think at the minute.

The Newspapers I love;
The Australian
The Sydney Morning Herald
The Age
The Herald Sun
The Daily Telegraph
Crikey (Not really a newspaper, but I love it anyway)

Heroes:


Musicians
Michael Hutchence
Robert Smith
Nick Cave
Jon Farriss
Tim Farriss
Andrew Farriss
Garry Gary Beers
Kirk Pengilly
Bryan Ferry
Mike Patton
Paul Kelly
Ian Curtis
Neil Finn
Tim Finn
Fiona Apple
Morrissey
J.D Fortune
Peter Garrett
Jim Morrison
Tex Perkins
Tim Rogers
David Bowie
Kylie Minogue
Sport Stars
Shane Crawford
James Hird
Andrew Johns
All of North Melbourne FC
Shane Warne
Ricky Ponting
Wayne Carey
Chris Judd
Saverio Rocca
Glenn Archer
Garry Lyon
Kevin Pieterson
Graeme Smith
Stephen Flemming
Daniel Vettori
Nathan Brown
Nick Riewoldt
Benji Marshall
Sonny Bill Williams
Nathan Hindmarsh
Billy Slater
Media
Kerry Packer
James Packer
Eddie McGuire
Sir Frank Packer
Shaun Micallef
Sam Newman
Chaser Boys;
Chris Taylor
Andrew Hansen
Dominic Knight
Charles Firth
Craig Reucassel
Chas Licciardello
Julian Morrow.
Eric Bana
Stephen Curry
James Brayshaw
John Safran
Craig Melville
Paul McDermott
Tony Jones
John Clarke
Bryan Dawes
James Dean
Alan Jones
Karl Stefanovic
Abbie Cornish
Audrey Hepburn.

My Blog

INXS & Simple Minds.

Last night was so amazing. I don't care, call me bias, it was the greatest thing I've ever been to. Even better than last year IMO. Yes I was drunk but meh. I was surprised at Simple Minds, I alw...
Posted by Brittany; For Your Pleasure. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

INXS oh my

Urgh!! I just wrote a WHOLE BLOG And it fucked up Anyway, this is my review on the highlight of my LIFE The Perth INXS concert of course, z0mg, it was soo good! More than good, it was FANTASTIC, Even ...
Posted by Brittany; For Your Pleasure. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

Savvy , 9, Toby and Steve?

Hello cunts Well I am dedicating this blog to my favourite North player, Mr Saverio Rocca. Savvy darl, you will be missed by all AFL fans. Goodluck in America dollface. Anyway, yeah you all know abo...
Posted by Brittany; For Your Pleasure. on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST