I didn't talk to nobody yesterday! I was in the car takin a SHIT!
That's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake!
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS??
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS; THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA, AND PISS!
GO PUT A SHIRT ON! YOU LOOK LIKE 200 LBS OF BIRD SHIT!!
DAMN IT!! THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS SHIT!!
??EVER WONDER WHO THE HELL ACTUALLY VOTED FOR BUSH??
I forgot how funny this is!
