I scare people for a living, and no I'm not a proctologist or flasher. When I'm not working I: play volleyball, draw, yearn to be a longform improv comedian like Nathan, consume vast amounts of chicken wings, bang out sudokus, daydream that one day I'll get to see a parade down Broad Street celebrating a sports championship, quote movies, giggle at the same things that kids do and attempt to set keg stand records.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Lenny Dykstra or anyone from the '93 Phils, the interrupting cow, chics that dig volleyball players, Doo Doo Brown, and Grimace.
