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About Me

i'm an incorrigible scavenger. some would call me a pack-rat, but they'd be wrong. i just like to pick up free stuff and hold onto it until i find someone who needs it. i'm lowdown-dirty-selfish-lazy-dumpster-diving-know-it-all slacker disguised as mr. right. i almost always step off a ladder one rung early and it surprises me how far away the ground is. i want to forget everything i know. i want to be naive and innocent again. i think it would be funny to be mean and hate everybody, but alas, i'm pretty nice and can get along with just about anyone. i'm drinking hot tea out of a thermos right now and that makes me happy. i like to brew beer sometimes (like right now). i like to cook. i like to help people who need help. i,i,i,i. enough about me. i'm feeling self-concious about my self-interest.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

freegans, dumpster divers and/or someone(s) willing to eat dumpster food because i always have more than i can eat. people interested in doing things. curious people who love life and learning. eccentrics. muses. a lovely and intelligent and inspired woman, preferably who doesn't trim her pubic hair into unusual shapes.

My Blog

emily made me do it

i'm sitting at "AMPed Cafe" in Homer, Alaska and to be honest with you, i really don't have much to say. would you believe that there are coffeeshops in alaska with wi-fi? does it sha...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 16:11:00 GMT

[mis]adventures at bwi

(be warned - this is a long, pointless story with no real climax) let me lay the scene for you. my friend mike, who lives in albuquerque, was visited by his mom this past week. it was my responsibi...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Sep 2004 08:39:00 GMT

losing my virginity

its a slow morning. one too many beers last night at the grape street in manayunk, but it was well worth it. brave the day delivered an inspired show. (if you haven't seen them, do) sitting on my...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:51:00 GMT