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I just joined My Space a couple of weeks ago, my counter thing says my profile has gotten over 3,000 views, and I've gotten emails from all sorts of stupid, useless guys trying to hook up with me. Dream on, losers! I think you should count yourself lucky I let you look at my pictures!
Now, to be clear, I do not mean everyone when I'm talking about the losers who keep sending me their pathetic begging letters, and I love getting flattering pic comments. But, undertand that I will not cyber-sex with you or meet you IRL.
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I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU! YOU CAN LOOK AT MY PICS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I DO NOT EXIST TO YOU! DO NOT TRY TO STALK ME!
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Here's some information for you. If a girl doesn't write you after 10 messages, she's probably not going to write you back. This is an example of what people who are not manchildren call "commone sense."
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TO ANY OF THE STUPID GUYS WHO EMAIL ME TRYING TO MEET ME:
I have more guys who want to give me money to abuse them than I have time to see! Some of the guys I kick in the balls for money decide the movies and TV shows you watch!
I am beautiful! You are ugly! I am smart! You are stupid! What I spend on manis/pedis is more than your salary! My watch costs more than your car.
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You know the Pink lyric, "I'm not here for your entertainment." You know the rest, don't you?
If you think I am being too mean, then feel free to get some tissues, lock yourself in your room, look at my pics and cry about how much you hate me because I'm too mean! I'm sure you'll be glad that you have those tissues handy!
Just consider me one more hot chick you don't have a chance with! But, you still have your hand!
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Since you guys write me with your little stories of your fantasies of what you dream would happen if we met, I put this video below to show you what would happen to your face if I was out somewhere, and you came over to meet me. Notice that since I just said "what would happen to your face" that would imply I would do other bad, bad things would be done to the rest of you. Actually, I rather like the idea of some stupid manchild saying his injuries came from a bunch of guys because he's too embarrassed to say a little teenaged girl kicked his ass when the paramedics ask him, "How could anyone do this to another human being?" The answer is you deserved it, and I enjoyed doing it to you.
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I'm not trying to find new guys to abuse, so I'm not on alt. I'm not trying to get a date or a boyfriend, so I'm not on match. I'm not trying to meet new friends, so I'm not on Facebook. I'm not trying to get a rich stupid guy (I already have some), so I'm not on sugardaddyforme. I don't care about reading about your stupid, little life or your opinion on anything, so I'm not on livejournal. I'm not trying to get into modeling, so I'm not on onemodelplace. I just want to talk about myself and post pics showing off my ass, which is why I'm on My Space!
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I found the following graphic, which reflects how I feel about you and I:
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