What you need something stole for you?
Something to hold for you?
Need someone that you can blame shit on?
Someone to quit on? You need a job done or something?
Trying to find some yay-yay-yo?
You looking for some dirty work, and I'm your way to go?
You need a gun or something?
Oh, you looking for a titty bar?
You just trying to hang with
Someone who's uglier than you are?
Well I'm your Motherfucker
I'm that Motherfucking Motherfucker
In scrubby times, let me be your scrubby brother
Cause I do this all the time.
