jason's story part 3: the wrath of castle grayskull |
if you've known me for over a year, chances are you've heard this beastly tale of anal invasion. if not, then here's your chance. at long last, i bequeath unto you jason's story part 3: th...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:08:00 GMT |
dammit, i'm not dying. |
damn it. i went to the doctor today and he said i was healthy. and all this time i was HOPING that i'd be just a little sick so that i could rub it in everyone's face. i'd say, "see!...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:47:00 GMT |
i KNEW something was wrong with me!!! |
i just took an online test to see if i was a hypochondriac and guess what? i got a score of 56 out of 70. here's what thehypochondriac.com had to say about that:Your score indicates that y...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
boring friday nights |
so ashleigh is sick. like, super sick. coughing, hacking, sweating, sleeping, snotting, repeat. we think that she picked up some sort of bug from work and it came on pretty fast.&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:41:00 GMT |
They just can't get enough of us! |
So fucking MASTERCARD did a story on Little Green Men. Read the article here.
Pretty crazy, huh?
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:44:00 GMT |
jason's story part 2: burning down the house |
ok, i told this story to some friends a couple of months ago and they said that it sounded too much like Donnie Darko and that i just made it up. to that i say, BULLSHIT! i've lived a craz...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 20:26:00 GMT |
i'm sick of being sick! |
so, i've been sick off and on for like 3 freakin' weeks and it's starting to piss me off. i want to yell at things! i want to punch trees! in other news, spence got pulled again.&n...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:21:00 GMT |
holy sheep shit! |
so spence and i are setting up a business. it's called little green men and we're a green house cleaning service. green cleaning means you clean without toxic chemicals and stuff. we...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 18:36:00 GMT |
jason's story part 1: the dead dog |
i've decided to post some stories from my past. they're not going to be in any chronological order or anything so don't get upset if they don't flow well into each other. and don't judge m...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 13:14:00 GMT |
