I live at "the camp" where everyone seems to land at one point or another... how many people have keys to this place anyway? I seem to be the only girl most of the time-I'm okay with that since I have four sisters I had my fill of estrogen growing up(5 girls + 1 bathroom=chaos!).I come from a huge family and I can't imagine it any other way. Only children must be lonely...or have a lot of imaginary friends...I am as normal as anyone can be...I am a hippy at heart... I love to dance when no one is looking...I drive a hybrid because I want the earth to live after I am gone...I wish I were more healthy(although I am constantly trying)... I'm an Optician (not obstetrician-even though they sound the same they are very different!) and love my job most of the time. I don't like people who feel they are the most important person and that I should worship them-YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! THE SUN DOES NOT SHINE OUT YOUR ASSHOLE! WE DO NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO ARRIVE TO LIVE OUR LIVES! Okay I'm done now...I love music and people who make music (aka my husband Colin) I can' t imagine there not being music in our house. Sure the band is noisey and I have to shush them at midnight but I wouldn't have it any other way...I love to sleep when I don't have obligation to be some where else...I knit when it's cold outside...I hate television most of the time...I love to drink tea...hugs are good, snuggling is better...don't touch me if I don't know you...I like to watch drunk people try to act sober...I can't stand that "hey guy!" guy who tries to be cool-he'd be a lot cooler if he'd stop trying...I wanted to be a secret agent when I was younger...I used to take naps in the apple tree in my back yard when I was a kid...I thought I would be somewhere else right now but I am okay with where I am...my favorite color is the blue the sky turns right before the sun comes up...Helmut told me I didn't have a personality when I was 18-I told him he was a pretentious fuck who tried to belittle people and their intelligence...I hate pretentious people...I love an open mind...I like to listen to old people tell stories about when they were young...I want everyone to be comfortable around me...I like causing a scene sometimes...I scream as loud as I can when I am driving down the highway-it relievs stress... I sing in my car-like its my job...Doesn't it gross you out when you see someone picking their nose in the car? But if you think about it-it's none of our business what they do in their car and we shouldn't be staring...I like listening to peoples problems sometimes-it can make you feel better about your own crappy life...I love frogs-I won a frog jumping contest when I was 12...I had a pet grass hopper named Harvey...LIFE IS FUNNY AND SAD AND HAPPY AND CRAZY AND SANE AND EMPTY AND FULL AND FASCINATING AND SHOULD BE LIVED EVERY MOMENT BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHEN IT WILL END!
Your Porn Star Name is: Sweetest Sin
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