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Steve

Let me just put it this way: I would never jizz on a child.

About Me

I live in the ever-decaying metro-Detroit city of Mount Clemens, Michigan. When I'm not working at the Homo or going to class at Macomb, you can find me hanging out with my amazing girlfriend Steph or my friends, watching Family Guy and random movies, eating (I'm a fatass and damned proud of it), maybe drinking a little, just doing whatever to pass the time.

AIM - creepingdeath789

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet easygoing, laid-back people who like to hang out and have a good time.

Music:

Metallica, Kid Rock, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, System of a Down, Nirvana, The White Stripes, Guns N' Roses, Pantera, Dream Evil, Ozzy Osbourne, Ted Nugent, Danzig, Iron Maiden, just a little rap, and absolutely no country

Movies:

Family Guy - Stewie Annoys Lois.



Pulp Fiction, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original one), Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Casino, GoodFellas, Scarface, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Tommy Boy, Taxi Driver, Glory, Halloween, The Sixth Sense, The Big Lebowski, Old School, Anchorman, Sin City, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Citizen Kane, The Usual Suspects, Memento, 28 Days Later, and many, many more

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, American Dad, Reno 911!, Conan O'Brien, South Park, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, King of the Hill, and The History Channel when I'm feeling particularly nerdy

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, The Shining, It, The Catcher in the Rye

My Blog

Check out this event: Steve's Going Away Party

Hosted By: Steve ThomasWhen: Friday Oct 06, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: Snooker's Pool &Pub45100 Northpointe BoulevardUtica, MI 48074USDescription:Steve Thomas Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

New Phone

Being the genius that I am, I kind of killed my old cell phone. Turns out that putting it in the washer isn't the best way to clean it. Yeah... So anyways, if you all could give me your numbers again...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:08:00 PST

Missing Mitch

I was listening to a Mitch Hedberg CD today and it made me all happy and sad at the same time. I wish I could hear even just one more new joke from him. But I'm sure he's up in heaven right now, petti...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:32:00 PST

Got The Devil's Rejects in my mind

I went and saw the new Rob Zombie movie The Devil's Rejects on its opening night last week. I'm not sure if I would recommend it or not. It all depends on what kind of person you are. I'm a huge fan o...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My cock is much bigger than yours; my cock can walk right through the door

September 29th; Joe Louis Arena; Section 107; Row 1; System of a Down. I can't fuckin' wait. ...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This stinks more than a pile of doo doo feces.

Not guilty. I knew it was going to turn out this way, but it still pisses me off. This guy obviously has some serious mental issues. Prison would have been optimal, but I wish they could at least get...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers...

Years ago I developed an odd quirk. I became unable to swallow pills. Nothing in particular brought it on, but for whatever reason I just couldn't bring myself to swallow even the tiniest of tablets. ...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Going to work. And by work, I mean the Finals.

Shit, what a game! I was on the verge of a heart attack for the final 10 minutes. Only four to go. Good luck boys. I love it....
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is it safe?

Tired, lonely, silent, sad. Happy, hungry, pissed off, mad. Yesterday, today, Tomorrow? Remorse, regret. Fuck you, fuck sorrow. I'm a poet. Didn't know it. Suck my cock and let me blo...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Picture this.

One of these days I'll have to get a pic of myself on this motherlovin' site. It's hard when you don't have one of those nifty little digital camera thingies. Not that seeing my grotesquely disfigure...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST