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Member Since: 3/28/2008
Band Website: www.freewebs.com/biggirlsbigband
Band Members: Laoighse "trout pout" Styles- Trumpet,Sheena "saxy" Styles-Alto Sax,Aisling "babes" Davis-Tenor Sax,Catriona "boner" Graham-Trombone,Claire "styxx" O'Carroll-Drums,Declan "denise/bleedin' fingers" O'Byrne-BassI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Influences: Glenn Miller, Count Basie, Cab Calloway, Ella Fitzgerald, Beach Boys, Louis Armstrong,Bruce "baby we were born to rape" Springsteen (The perfect amalgamation of short back and sides, tight jeans, turned up shirt sleeves, dancing in the dark, total manliness that even both Claire and Davis agree on him),Couture and the whole genre of couturity is obviously a major influence (i mean come on babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Cave hair, having to listen to Claire shite on about how chris jericho had a secret love child with chyna called Banjo Chewbacca Murphy and how Chris babes and John Cena were like totally gay together I know that because I actually read a book all about it, really and did you see that documentary? oh my god yeah i actually like directed it, really OMGGGGGGGG BABES, yeah hey lets talk about wrestling for like TWO FUCKING HOURS, ok fine then bitch I'll just discuss hair products with my new heavy mental friends.Robert Chester, evil bears and sailors and young innocent pumpkins, tea, chocolate hobnobs, swapping tee shirts at parties, claire could you move the plant please/ the worlds most demanding pumpkin,leopardskin, galway girl, come on Eileen, forcing everyone to dance to come on Eileen, threatening to punch someone in the face unless they danced to come on Eileen,whiskey, beer, wine, vodka, davis for goal, guards, firemen, army, builders etc, the loreto ethos, skobeville highschool,hitting band member's new boyfriends with hurls, being men birds, eating, perving on under age boys bebos (while eating,obv do you know us at all?come on Dan buy some cakes at the shops), perving on men in general, discussing Caitriona's massive new breasts (she got cheap implants while in Africa -(eh not cheap by their standards though thank you i mean COME ON an abortion's only €25-don't dare rag on my chest couture)), being hungova on Claires bed and watching two girls one cup and Liz's personal favourite, two fists one arse.Also, people of ambiguous gender having sex with dead cows. So arty noveau, so very hip, so very now.Claire wearing a gold bikini to practice, Davis trying to get her hair done before the ball, what type of amp do you need?mmmmmmmmm like a square one please!coppers,fibbers, bray FUCKING porterhouse the bastards, being unsociable to other bands/people/the world, having two drinks and then making bezzies with them, amoric, turning other band's lead singers gay and causing their bands to split up, having a band discussion about what somebody has said to us and how are we going to respond (yes, yes we are going to have dinner, yes we smoke would you like a cigarette) Banny, calling Banny when we're hammered, abusing him and then ignoring him for the next few months.Davis's giant trocaire arse that could feed four straving african families, (actually Liz, it's six families thank you very much )fat americans asking us to picture them naked, cocks ,feet, shoes, declan being the most feminine member of the band, agressive drum solos, molesting bruce, molesting each other while listening to Bruce, molesting drummer's boyfriends while listening to Bruce, eating while listening to Bruce, drinking, masterbating etc the list goes on and on, wrestling men, Auschwitz couture the fabulous new dieting craze, the cheaper option is the Dachau couture, Davis's special christmas Spanx not to be confused with her regular prosthetic leg couture spanx, Claire's excessive use and dependence on spandex, it will never be acceptable classroom couture O Carroll, Declan setting his music on fire during practice, "Declan you cannot wear runners, formal attire please", being a clothes nazi, Davis currently looking like an albino shrek due to uncontrollable throat and jaw swelling, embarrassing ourselves at parties, hang and jang sangwiches.
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