These Glory Days |
Ilsa says it's almost 8 AM here, which makes it actually 6 where the most of you are. No clue what time Myspace will make this for you when it gets posted, but hell. So to set the record s...
Posted by Toasterus on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:06:00 PST |
So I bought this T-Shirt, or Tee Shirt, whichever you rather... |
Neither of which is here nor there, but neither would it be to point out that I told myself "No more T-shirts, I never wear the damn things anyway" at the beginning of summer, only to buy 9 more...
Posted by Toasterus on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:59:00 PST |
After a time, you may want to keep using more. |
I found my old bartender here recently. Haven't thought of anything productive/useful (let's say poingnant) to say to her yet, but it's nice to place the time if for nothing else. This is ...
Posted by Toasterus on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Well, every paranoid schizophrenic has one: a "Them", a "They," an "It." |
If you ever find yourself wondering "Hey, I wonder what Toaster is doing right now," the most likely answer will be "staring deeply into his own reflection and being absolutely intensely in love with ...
Posted by Toasterus on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:37:00 PST |
Well at least I have my looks. |
When I was young it was explained to me that when an animal senses that it may die soon, it will seek out a place to be left alone to die in peace. So for those of you who hadn't caught that mes...
Posted by Toasterus on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:05:00 PST |
Fuck it then. |
This is me going AFK, boys and girls. I have been sweating since 2AM moving things around my room and I still have far too goddamn much to do. Far too much of my posessions are going to be...
Posted by Toasterus on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST |
For all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds... |
I figured something out a little bit earlier, which is that I am constantly falling in love with women who I never felt would understand me. I believe that cities are alive, that heartbreak is o...
Posted by Toasterus on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST |
Its my own design |
As of this moment, you have 365 days to help me make the mostof freedom and of pleasure, nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world.To commemorate the event, boozeless and wit...
Posted by Toasterus on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:46:00 PST |
Cake is good. |
Right now, I am trying to organize my life in one week what would ordinarily take months, and what should ideally take an hour or less, depending on the wind and the amount of debris you plan to leave...
Posted by Toasterus on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST |
The best laid Plan of Toast and Er. |
The Plan is dead.
Tonight I was in an automobile accident, and if not for the clear fact that I do not die for another 341 days, I would certainly have had seatbelt failure or have turned my he...
Posted by Toasterus on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST |
