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~M*I*L*F~

Beneath the makeup & behind the smile im just a girl who wishes for the world

About Me


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There is one man who i can count on forever to love me no matter what. He will never judge me for mistakes that i may make in our life. He will always know what its like to be truly loved entirely for eternity. My SON..the DUDE..the BUDDAH, the reason i breathe....AUSTIN!!! He is utterly amazing i have been blessed and i thank god everyday for allowing me to be his mother. My parents have been married for 32 years. They were "High School Swethearts". They have the most amazing relationship. There are no two people who i admire more than them. They are truly each others BEST FRIEND!!! My only sibling which is one too many personally, is my younger brother Josh. We have never been closer than we are today, which is kinda scary. We have our moments but then again what siblings dont, but there is nothing that i wouldnt do for him. I wonder sometimes if he knows how much being his sister means to me. My family means the world to me. I love them more than anything. Along with my family i have some of the most amazing friends that god could have ever created and i am thankful for them all each and everyday. If it werent for my friends i dont thing id be sitting here writing this. Everyday is something new and i thank god that i get to share my life with them. I LIVE MY LIFE DOING WHAT I CAN TO KEEP A SMILE OF THE FACES OF EVERYONE WHO HAS A PIECE OF MY HEART...SO IF YOUR LUCKY ENUFF TO BECOME APART OF MY LIFE.... EXPECT NOTHING ORDINARY....

My Interests

BEING A MOMMY, Being with my family, Being a BITCH, Dancing, Clubbing, Bar Hopping, Shooting Pool, Swimming, Surfing, Baseball(BRAVES/ANGELS/DODGERS), Football(RAIDERS!!) Moto-cross(CAREY HART, TYLER EVANS, the PIMP AUSTIN, and MY DADDY need i say more), Drinking, Shopping, Las Vegas, Laughlin, PS2, Movies, BBQ's, Talkng, Music, Teasing, Flirting, Tattoos , Piercings, Clothes, Shoes, Lingerie, Fredericks of Hollywood, Victorias Secret, Hot Topic, Tillys, Forever 21, Hanging out and talking with friends... Laurie, Brandee, Jamie, Mandy, Suzanne, the PROZAC QUEEN & HOOCHIE-MAMA. Inside Jokes, Good Times all the time, NOT CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK ...your all probably thinking i forgot one of the most important things but i PROMISE you that i havent...ok you ready here it goes...SLEEPING...hahaha not what you thought...ok ok..SEX!!!!

I'd like to meet:



ID LIKE TO MEET A BOY WHO WILL RESTORE MY FAITH IN THE MALE POPULATION....AND PULL MY HAIR. ID LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO WILL GIVE ME THAT....ULITMATE BUTTERFLY FEELING!!

Heroes:

MOMMY & DADDY!!! AUSTIN!!! LAURIE!!! PATRONA!!! JAKI BALL!!! SUZANNE!!! Single moms who know how to make it work!!! !! /center and last but certainly not least...***JENNA JAMESON***!!! (need i say more) CASADORES and CORONAS--for letting them allow me to use them as an excuse for some of the STRANGE things i might say or do while consuming them both.

My Blog

I have a life too, you know!!!

I know a thing or two about youYoure bullshit attitudeYoure fucking weak and lemme tell you it shows right throughYou dont know shit about me or my friendsWhat they are what i amSo cut the shit and tr...
Posted by ~M*I*L*F~ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

SHIT TALKERS!!

Dont you just love it when you find out that people who you havent talked to in MONTHS feel the need to run their mouths? Whats the point?  Obviously you dont have a life and you feel the ne...
Posted by ~M*I*L*F~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BALLPLAYERS at HEART

Winning is not a sometime thing, its an all the time thing. You dont win once in a while, you dont do things once in a while, you do them right all the time. There is no room for second place. There i...
Posted by ~M*I*L*F~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Fellow Alcoholics

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.3. WARNING: consumption of alc...
Posted by ~M*I*L*F~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST