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Karen

About Me

I can't swim and I like breakfast sanwiches.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Stained glass

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone to walk down the beach with and then toilet paper private property with me.

My Blog

Let's make a play date.

       Ever wonder if you could play with Lego again? I can. The kids in this picture are now young adults grasping reality by the cohonas. My brother with his buck teeth...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 13:19:00 GMT

La la means I love you.

These days it seems I've got but Steely Dan's music and my peeps to keep my brain in check. The eviction turned into a blessing and the new house is magnificient. I can't wait to move in. Booze...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:02:00 GMT

It's true I fake heart attacks.

It's true I fake heart attacks, only for other people's benefits though. I've been a little self- concious about this blog thing of recent. If it wasn't enough that I'm a "self endulgent" sports write...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:00 GMT

Proper prose

Thanks to a dear friend, I realized that my haiku about Toronto was 5-8-5 and not the correct 5-7-5. How red was my face? Shit. Here's a ligit one off the top of my head. "Goddamn college kids...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 14:53:00 GMT

Hearts, kisses and sparkles baby.

So I'm back from my first business trip ever. I broke some hearts in Toronto, ate some delicious hotdogs and went to Hooters for the first time ever. Living in a hotel for a week makes you jaded and d...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:17:00 GMT

I'm not getting any younger, wait a minute, yes I am.

Another year goes by and now I'm 23. Do I let numbers get in the way of me staying mentally twelve years old? Hell no. Just today I was making fart jokes and watching BET with my brother, who is a yea...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 18:53:00 GMT

Doing what I shouldn't be doing, I love sundays

Another dreary day in the basement. Another Faf show gone by. Never did find out who that girl was that bought me a drink. Who cares? I'm completely happy returning home to a pizza, a joint and Cass s...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 15:32:00 GMT

the tendonitis monster

The tendonitis monster attacked me a few months ago and I have no choice but to fight such a dispicable evil with a regimen of snowboarding, cheeseburgers and no drums!? Just for a month though, I pro...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:54:00 GMT