This... |
...is the worst fucking movie ever made in the history of mankind...and I think we should talk about it.
So it's pretty much my job to watch shitty movies every week. And normally I don't really like...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:59:00 GMT |
Happy... |
...world AIDS day wishes to everyone, and as an act of acceptance, I welcome all bloody dicks to post here freely without fear of discrimination! thanks and god bless aids!...wait...that came out wron...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:14:00 GMT |
Twilight... |
...is here and because I am a wonderful man I am presenting a spoiler for the movie here and now, AND FOR FREE!, as a service to all you 14 year old loser girls who couldn't get tickets because other ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:36:00 GMT |
OM... |
...G! THERE IZ A TOTAL TEXT BAN IN KENOSHA? WTF???! I GUESS U CANT TEXT WHILD U DRIVE OR SOMETHING. THATS BS. IMHO U SHOULD B ABLE 2 TEXT N E 1 U WANT WHENEVR U WANT! U SHOULD ALSO B ABLE 2 TEXT THE ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:26:00 GMT |
What are you doing... |
...on Sunday, November 23rd? It's okay, you can tell me...
...well fuck that stupid shit. You should be with me at Best Buy on 76th street and you should be buying 4 copies of Guns 'N Roses' new...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
I took a test... |
...this week of my basic skills and abilities and I realized that 60 year old women in babooshkas are much faster at recognization, math, spelling, grammar and following directions than I am...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:33:00 GMT |
Like every year... |
...I celebrate my mom's birthday by beginning to gear up for my birthday, which will be happening in less than one month now. As always, I define your worth as a person based on if you give...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:11:00 GMT |
Chinese Democracy... |
...starts...now?
according to spinner.com:
Dr. Pepper to Give Away Free Product If Axl Rose Releases ’Chinese Democracy’
Posted Mar 25th 2008 9:50PM by Kim DavisFiled under: News, Holy He...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:57:00 GMT |
How it all makes sense... |
...is all related to this $5 bill that has a drawing of Abraham Lincoln as a duck on it. I'll explain:
In 2002 I was given a $5 bill with Abraham Lincoln's drawn with a duck body attached to it ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:37:00 GMT |
that MOTHERFUCKER! |
If you will remember correctly, using the wayback machine, local NBC news affiliate TMJ4 anchor Mike Gousha retired last August...and everybody made a huge fucking deal about it. There were com...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:31:00 GMT |
