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I'd like to meet:

Some really nice, hot girls with really nice butts. Also the following: Jesus, Mulder and Scully, Satan, Rodney Dangerfield, Tony Clifton, Batman, Wolverine, Jeff K, Mr. T, Alan Thicke, Steve Albini, Your mom, your mom's friends, some MILFs, some hot ladies, Internet folks, LOLCats, The INTERNET personified, INTERNET CELEBRITIES, Genesis P-Orridge, KING ARTHUR, Robin Williams's Ghost, There Will Be BLood Man, Steve Jobse, Steve "The Wozzard of Woz" Wozniak, Bill Goatse, Goatse Guy, EEL GIRL.
Who I dont want to meet: People who still talk about the Dark Knight, born again Christians, activists, liberals, conservatives, IMDb users, anime fans, wiggers, furries, teenaged girls, fat chicks, Tool fans, hipsters, shitty bands, local faves, people who work in retail, old people, bros, their bro hos, people who thought Terminator Salvation was awesome, people who use words like "epic" and "fail in the same sentence in real life, internet people, people with facial piercings, people with hair, people who have skin, people who speak some form of languageP.S. No fatties

Using advanced technology I am able to see where you live and come to your house so we can totally hang out.