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Jeff

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm awesome.

My Interests

music, movies, sports, tv, friends

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Abe Lincoln, Bill Russell, Congressman Lee Terry *again*(so I can punch him in the face), same with Senator Ben Nelson, Adam Sandler, Martin Sheen, Morgan Freeman, my grandma, my grandpas, my uncle, the lady that lives down the street, lots of hot girls i've seen before, many more.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey J. Austin
Birthday: Feb. 22 1983
Birthplace: Omaha, NE
Current Location: Omaha, NE
Eye Color: blue-green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german, swedish, and a bunch of others
The Shoes You Wore Today: black tennis shoes that I wear at work
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: finding a loved one dead
Your Perfect Pizza: i don't eat much pizza after working at a pizza place for 4 years
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my business running better
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use instant messenger much
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't know if i have one
Your Bedtime: whenever, usually 1 or 2 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: spending time with my mom
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero or Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's
Single or Group Dates: any date is ok with me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: an occasional cigar and occasionally the Hookah (but I actually smoke hookah tobacco)
Do you Swear: i wish i didn't
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: about 40 times
Do you want to go to College: im in college right now
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: what?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: not too often
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes, piano and saxophone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: a cigar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: thank god no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably on accident from work or something
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: i doubt it
Ever been Beaten up: only from playing football
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: saving someone else's life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good husband and dad
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere in Africa or Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or light brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me for sure. but generally I like shorter girls
Weight: less than me is the first goal
Best Clothing Style: something skanky jk
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: maybe 400
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero...so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: way to many to even think about

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Music:

I like almost all music. I listen to a lot of jazz, hip hop, jam bandish stuff, rock, and a little of just about everything else.Some favorite bands are Dave Matthews Band, the Roots, 311, Eric Clapton, Van Halen, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Nas, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Ludacris, Tenacious D, The Who, YoungBlood Brass Band, Santana, Tim McGraw, Nickel Creek, Simon and Garfunkel, Michael Bublé.

Movies:

I am a little picky with my movies. Some favorites are Super Troopers, Billy Madison, Gettysburg, Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Run Ronny Run, others I can't remember right now.

Television:

Colbert Report, King of Queens, Celebrity Poker Showdown, football, basketball, The West Wing, The O.C., Family Guy, Late Show with David Letterman, Sportscenter, Best Week Ever, Lost

Books:

anything by David Sedaris. Al Franken books too.

Heroes:

My mom

My Blog

she

I'm glad she is backI'm glad she is my best friendI'm glad she is willing to spend time with meBUTI wish she understood my feelings for herI wish she could be totally honest with meI wish she realized...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

what to do

I don't know what to do anymore. I hate my job so much right now. I'm already dreading going in tomorrow. I know that I need a new job but I don't know what I can do. I'm not qualified or skilled t...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

terrible day

Today ended up being one of the worst days of my life. The girl who I've been seeing for a few months, and who happens to be the girl of my dreams, basically broke up with me. I've liked other girl...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

Land of Confusion

I am confused right now. Confused about life. Two things mostly, but two very important things. I don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life. I thought I had finally decided to be a tea...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

One-Way

You must not believe me. You must think I'm joking. Or maybe you just don't care. I tell you how I feel and it makes no difference. Maybe you just don't feel the same way but then please tell me t...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

The Who

I saw The Who on Thursday night. It was one of the best experiences of my life. I am a huge fan of their music and was blown away by the performance. I've seen lots of concerts and I think this was...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

Letter to "her"

How can you not realize that he is wrong for you? He treats you like shit and makes you feel bad, but you keep going back to him. Don't you realize you have another option? Don't you know that I wo...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

random emo shit

I noticed some things today and I felt like writing them down. Why I am choosing to post them I don't know. And I'm sorry for how emo this will probably sound. So here they are in no particular ord...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

let down

There is this girl I like, and I kind of hinted at her that we should hang out sometime and I was shot down. That sucks. It doesn't just suck, it makes me feel like shit actually. I guess I knew th...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

used

I feel like people are just nice to me so that I will do favors for them. I hope that isn't true but it is definatly how I feel. Some people act like my best friend when they need something from me ...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST