The Dumb Bitches of Skinny Bitch |
For those of you who know and
respect my analytical mind, I have a book review that youll appreciate. I
recently read Skinny Bitch and was appalled
by the hideous and repetitious hypocrisy. The se...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 17:11:00 GMT |
When they dont want you around |
The scene is set with the characters in place. I helped design the stage, my blood stains the cardboard cherry tree. The actor's know their lines, i even helped them rehearse. it's rather embarra...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:57:00 GMT |
No Grain: No Pain, day 24 |
Fad Diet R-2,675.67: Gluten free.
24 days ago I decided to try a wheat-free diet and 3 days ago i decided to be gluten free. I feel like a total douche, I mean I don't. I feel a...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:17:00 GMT |
At long last |
All day long today I felt like a senior in high school with one hour til the bell. The freedom was coming, i could sence it. Let it rain, let it hail for christ’s sake I AM FREE!!! I will ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:50:00 GMT |
Jesus Camp, and wine. A lot of wine |
So, where do i begin? I haven't had that bad of a trip since the eigth of mushrooms last fall, just joking- not really. Shit howdy. Jesus Camp. Watch it, vomit, then get back to me. For real. Please e...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:33:00 GMT |
Life beyond my vagina |
Yeah, that's what i titled this blog. I wrote vagina, and i say it too. To all the medical practitioner out there- life exists beyond my vagina.
This story begins with the excitement of my ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:45:00 GMT |
A Prayer for Patrick |
"As i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep and if i die before i awake, i pray the lord my soul to take." My sister and i recited this every night in our youth. Our mom would s...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:23:00 GMT |
Your Beauty |
so i sit full of envy for a digital representation of a photograph wondering why i hate and love it so much. your beauty posses me and you know who you are. you know who you are because you have a hei...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:09:00 GMT |
The United States of Bland |
The United States of Bland
We have all become a homogenous working class striving for the unnamed. We have no culture, no hobb...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:46:00 GMT |
Myspace addiction |
What the hell happened to me? I used to make fun of you people and your myspace crack. Now, within the span of three weeks i have become the Whitney Housten of the cyber world. I want to add friends a...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 16:53:00 GMT |
