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Erin "King Dick" Paul

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


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I'm refridgerated, elongated, out-dated and underestimated. I'm handy-dandy deluxe, yet compact and easy to store. For a limited time I'm available today, so order yours, do not delay. I'm easy to learn, hard to master, environmentally safe, organically based and not animal tested. In short, I'm chicken soup for the soul........
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Personal Webpage: http://web.mac.com/epaul52

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman who's up for a good time, serious longterm or just friends (believe it or not, I do actually still kick it with people I'm no longer sleeping with). It's be great to find somebody I could hang with and just do whatever. Hit the movies, shoot some pool, hang out at Dave & Busters, go see a Laker game, a comedy club, whatever. You can never have too many people to kick it with in this town. In other words, I need the ultimate Gamer-chick, and if she's your sister, introduce me you bastard!...... Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if she could play Craps too. In fact that would kick a considerable amount of ass. Yes..yess...a craps playing, ren-faire chick with nice breasts would be so very very sweet!

My Blog

The once and future King

I am the descendant of slaves and I had thought to come on and regale you with a story of growing up in the south, living in a state where there are still towns and counties where a black man cannot b...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:39:00 GMT

New Song Lyrics (sigh)

What We Lost in the FirePicking up the pieces of our charred and shattered livesDigging through what's left of memories.In a single blazing night, that shone like gods candle lightI lost all of you an...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Brand New Song

Waking Up Next To YouWhen the sun goes down at the edge of townSome would would say that's where the fun beginsCause night was always where you'd goTo find some some trouble to get in.But when I met y...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:33:00 GMT

If I could turn back the hands of time

You know I'm not the man who left you blueAnd yet he still stands in between me and youI know it take years to believe you can beSomeone who thinks that they might could love meFor you I'd wait till t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Ive got your number

Thirty miles away from the place that I call homeTwenty seven minutes down the lineTo the eighteen acres that we've always spent aloneNow tell me darlin is that such a crimeWe got four dogs, went gigg...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:28:00 GMT

King Dick on Valentines Day

People have often wondered what King Dick's opinion on Valentines Day is, mostly because it's a day for couples and he finds himself, more often than not, single. Well I'll let you in on a little sec...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Ernest Hemingway: Story in 6 words

Ernest Hemingway once made a bet in a bar that he could write a story in only 6 words. His story was thus:"For sale. Baby shoes. Never owned."He won the bet.An online magazine recently asked it's r...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:22:00 GMT

A Favorite Poem

ImagesBy Tyrone GreenCold and lonely on a summer nightKill my landlord, kill my landlordThe watchdog barking.... do he bite?Kill my landlord, kill my landlordSlip in his window, break his neckThen his...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:04:00 GMT

A Better Tomorrow: Part 2

6) The first wave of E-100 vehicles are released by Ford. They meet and surpass the new fuel emissions standards instituted by some states and decimate the fuel economy of any other vehicles on the ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:39:00 GMT

A Better Tomorrow

Tonight I'd like to share with you my view of a future. I don't call it "the" future because I can't be sure that it will come to pass, but the way I see it all we really need is for someone to lay ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:18:00 GMT