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Karmic Pariah

In my dream, you didn't bleed this much when I killed you...

About Me

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:


You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Gunshot


73%

Disappear


73%

Accident


67%

Bomb


47%

Suicide


47%

Posion


40%

Eaten


40%

Suffocated


40%

Cut Throat


20%

Disease


20%

Natural Causes


20%

Drowning


20%

Stabbed


20%
How Will You Die??
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You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...

You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!

You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses

Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jevon
Birthday: 12-13-77
Birthplace: Roanoke, Va
Current Location: Fairfax, Va
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: black
The Shoes You Wore Today: earth soles
Your Weakness: brunettes
Your Fears: midgets on uni-cycles
Your Perfect Pizza: Italian sausage and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting into this culinary arts school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't im
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's Otis?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenI'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: sex-I remember it well
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck em both
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: milk
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: milk
Do you Smoke: both
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: always-especially at work
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: trade school
Do you want to get Married: nah
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in myself- I can fly!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm drunk and in someone's trunk!
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them!
Do you play an Instrument: sax, guitar(kinda), trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: tonight!
In the past month have you Smoked: both
In the past month have you been on Drugs: reefer is not a drug-it's a plant
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes-I'm a stage hand
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in Va!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: RIGHT NOW
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: bleeding profusely in a school of great whites
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: stable
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'
Weight: who cares
Best Clothing Style: comfy
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've done a lot
Number of CDs I own: I have over 400
Number of Piercings: just my tounge-but it's enough! :oP
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well there's....

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Television:



The Toe Slicer
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Twenty Nine
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Bruiser
Get Your HITMAN Name

Books:

I was an English Lit. major. Let's just leave it at that. I can say I like the classical writers more than the new shmucks. HOWEVER...there are some great writers out today. They're just few and far between. You name a book, chances are I read it. If I haven't, thanx for the reccomendation-I will read it. As long as it isn't one of those girly mushy books- or anything by Ayn Rand. That bitch rambles WAY TOO MUCH!!

Heroes:

Batman, Henri Charriere, The Hurricane, Charles Bukowski, Edgar Allen Poe... Basically anyone who has fought through the animosity, loss and pain that life has dealt them, and maintained. If you can go through the shit these fuckers went through and still be standing, then I respect you. Just don't turn into a fuck-stick. You have to come through with pride and HONOR. Show some fucking loyalty people!"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain."

My Blog

The craziest thig happened...

That's right people you heard correctly. I went totally out of character and got married on Sunday! Crystal is the love of my life. I love you lil momma! E DUB was the best man. I love you too brother...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:40:00 PST

Shit that happens in Virginia

So it's been a while since I've dropped the blog bomb, but it's time I spill the beans. There's a lot of weird shit going on in Virginia. I don't know if any of you have noticed. I got robbed by a 22 ...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:39:00 PST

Apparently blacks are stupid

So today I go to sit down at my kitchen table and have a peaceful breakfast. Everything was going fine until I picked up The Washington Post and started reading. Lo and behold, right there on the fron...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Stay off the Fucking Sidewalks!!

That's right fuckers!! I just bought an Explorer. It's 4x4 and black. I WILL run mother fuckers over!! And I'm insured bitches!! It's not even stolen! It's mine!! I'm going to pick it up in an hour.Wa...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST

Party Poopers

This goes out to all of you drunken fuckers who think you can just go out and start shit wherever you want. I am sick and tired of breaking up fights at my favorite bars so that no one has to go to ja...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:41:00 PST

You Know You're From DC When...

You say you're from DC, but you actually live in VA or MD but are too tired to explain where. You don't consider exploding man hole covers to be an unusual occurrence. You know where the Pentagon real...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:13:00 PST

the perfect man

The Perfect ManThe perfect man is gentle, Never cruel or mean;He has a beautiful smile, And keeps his face so clean.The perfect man likes childrenAnd will raise them by your side.He will be a darn goo...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:40:00 PST

What's withthe fuckin TOP 8 competition?

What the fuck is up with this shit? So I didn't realize that the placement inside the top 8 was such a big damn deal. But apparently it is. Why? Who fucking cares? Is it not enough that out of all the...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

What the fuck is a frush?

Can anybody tell me why online poker is so fucking addictive? I can't stop playing that shit-especially if I have to work at 7:30 in the morning. Then that shit sinks it's claws into you and you can't...
Posted by I think I ate my own soul on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST