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Mr. Crowley

I WONDER WHAT THE HANDICAPED PARKING SITUATION IS LIKE AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

About Me

Tom is not your friend
Okay, my name is Alex....and no crowley's not my last name you dip. Mr. Crowley's my screename because of the song....i learned about Senior Alister a bit later. I love meeting new people, but i hate it when somebody is a cocky punk. I still want to get to know you though, i cant tell you how many times ive been walking at school, the street, the movies, the mall, and have heard somebody yell "MR. CROWLEY!".....fuckin talk to me, im a really easy to talk to person.
Music is my heart but what pumps through my veins is
!,,! METAL !,,!
and im open to meet any other fellow metalhead as well as anybody else. That's the cool thing about our music, no matter who the hell you meet, wherever the fuck they are, if they're a fellow metalhead, ur already like family.....unless the person's a dick haha. My music is who I am. I am constantly searching for new bands to get into, mainstream is a turnoff unless ive been into the band before they hit gold. Its not that mainstream is bad for a band to get, i just hate it when some sell out, its one thing to progress with the times, its another to sell out for the times. Just listening to the music gets my aggressions out so if im ever pissed and need an outlet, all i needs a little slayer. I am open to other music, I love Jazz, Sinatra, and classic rock, hell, even some 90s alternative, some rap and todays alternative. I just cant stand the concept of emo music, i mean if u make a catchy song...FALL OUT BOY....it only means that you guys know how to hook an audience, but it makes you pop and still makes you whiny little bitches. And to all the emos out there and your dear diaries, wearing ur sister's pants, and hoggin up the pit with ur retarded hardcore....in the altered lyrics of Sworn Enemy at the December Sepultura concert...."YOU CANNOT MOSH, YOU STUPID FUCKS. WE HATE YOUR MUSIC, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!"
Im very opinionated and will most likely offend somebody (sometimes deliberately) when presenting my position on a topic. Religion, okay, now im a man of faith, not of religion (aka denomination). I believe in God, and there's not a day i dont talk to him, Jesus died for us, and i would gladly stand up for my beliefs to the death, but but forgive me if im not a zealous asshole, honestly, as long as ur a cool person i couldnt care less if youre a satanist or a bhuddist (sp). Slayer still makes fuckin good music even if their King trashes my king from time to time, im not gonna stop listening to my favorite music just cuz some douche bag religious asshole or a nazi ass church judges me. FUCK THEM.
Im a good cook, i love too cook YES LADIES i am a guy who cooks haha. Im a cat person, I always have been......oh okay heres another opinion. I am an independent when it comes to politics, democrats are pussies and republicans are assholes. I guess thats all i could say, uh im not a guy to fight for my own pride, but when somebody's messin with an innocent chick, one of my friends, or one of my family memebers, the vigilance is on. Thats all.

My Interests

Music, Concerts, Reading, Sudoku puzzles, cooking.......ladies...haha, hanging out with my friends, video games, and attempting to play my guitar.

I'd like to meet:



Anders Friden from In Flames, Ozzy, Maria Brink, Cristina Scabbia, The motley crue dudes, and Roth are all rock stars id love to meet. I wouldnt mind partying with the guys from lamb of god either. Fuck movie stars, i wanna be a rock star...but i wouldnt mind partying with them either.

Music:

Iggy Pop, VAN HALEN,LED ZEPPLEN, MESHUGGAH, DEF LEPPARD, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog, Kanye West, Eminem(dont judge me), Ludacris, Nelly, Ja Rule (the old stuff), Outkast, Trick Daddy, Shaggy, DMX, B.I.G., Mos Def(lets get the rap out of the way), EVERGREEN TERRACE, KITTIE, WALLS OF JERICHO, CALICO SYSTEM, TERROR, MOTORHEAD, FEAR MY THOUGHTS, FOO FIGHTERS, DISTURBED, MOTLEY CRUE, SINDRAIN, MARCH OF CHRONOS, and yes DETHKLOCK, FIREWIND, METALLICA(St. Anger sucked), MEGADETH, ZZ Top, ALICE COOPER, PINK FLOYD, SEPULTURA, STAIND, THE OZZ MAN, SLAYER, IN FLAMES, MASTODON, TRIVIUM, FEAR FACTORY, SHADOWS FALL, POISONBLACK, CELTIC FROST, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, NORMA JEAN, MY RUIN, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, KORN, THE DOORS, SEETHER, GOD FORBID,
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY
, SYSTEM OF A DOWN , AEROSMITH, SUM 41, U2, THE OFFSPRING, KREATOR, THE BLACK DALIAH MURDER, JUDAS PRIEST, GODSMACK, PRIMUS

, BLACK SABBATH, LACUNA COIL, IRON MAIDEN, NINE INCH NAILS

, THE WHITE STRIPES, ALICE IN CHAINS, SWORN ENEMY, HEART, LITA FORD, COLLECTIVE SOUL, CARCASS, SOUNDGARDEN, GOATWHORE AUDIOSLAVE, KISS, FRANK SINATRA

, THE CULT, DIECAST, HEAVEN SHALL BURN, BLUE OYSTER CULT, THE ROLLING STONES , SLIPKNOT, FUEL, ROB ZOMBIE, THE GORILLAZ, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, NIRVANA, DROWNING POOL, DEFAULT, CHEVELLE, VELVET REVOLVER, QUEEN, SCAR SYMMETRY, JIMMY EAT WORLD, MINISTRY , POWERMAN 5000, WARRANT, HAMMERFALL, CINDERELLA, SKID ROW, PUDDLE OF MUDD, NICKELBACK, AC/DC , DEEP PURPLE, NAPALM DEATH, ZEPPLEN, 80s music, AND MORE (by the way, Jazz music's my favorite)

Movies:

The Punisher, SuperSize Me, Pulp Fiction, Concert DVDs, End of Days, the Friday movies, Tomcats, Clerks II, The Shining, The Final Destination Movies, The Incredibles, Cars, Monsters Inc, Rat Race, Deuce Bigalow movies, Almost Famous, Fight Club, Pink Floyd:the Wall, The Frighteners, The Warriors, Super Mario Bros., The Saw Movies, Dude Where's My Car, Sin City, Resident Evil Movies, Metal: A headbanger's Journey, Silent Hill, Hostel movies, 40 year old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Grindhouse, Spiderman 2, Pirates of the Carribean 2 and 3, and Disturbia...i like more, but it's not like any of this is any of your business anyway

Television:

Boston Legal, Beavis + buthead , Rescue Me, The Riches, Seinfeld

, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, VH1 during Metal month, SNL, Mad TV, Family Guy(you fanatics with no life get on my nerves) , malcom in the middle, iron chef, the ultimate gamer, ROBOT CHICKEN, MXC, MTV SUCKS, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. But Dont watch too much TV or eventually, you'll be retarded, go read a book or better yet write one. GET A LIFE

Books:

Bang Your Head: The rise and fall of heavy metal, Kill Your Idols, Religious Literacy, Sound of The Beast, Motley Crue: The dirt, Stairway to Heaven,....basically i like to read about my music and not too much fantasy stuff (but i did like the hobbit)

Heroes:

Personal Heros: God, Eddie Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Vince Neil, Carlos Mencia, Denis Leary, Dimebag Darrel, my grandpa.(Favorite Super Heroes/villans: Ghost Rider , The Punisher

, Superman

, iceman

, carnage

, venom

, juggernaut , abyss

My Blog

Word of Advice 5: You and your stupid insecurities

Its been too long since ive done one of these blogs, way too long since ive offended somebody on one of these things and waaay too fuckin long since somebody dropped a comment on this, but im back for...
Posted by Mr. Crowley on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

Word of Advice 4: take this one seriously ladies (the one from guys to girls)

Ladies, im not complaining alright, but you all gotta take this to heart, i hate the fact that just cuz im a guy, im assumed to be full of bullshit when i compliment u all and that us guys are always ...
Posted by Mr. Crowley on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:49:00 PST

WORD OF ADVICE 3: (THE ONE ABOUT IGNORANCE AND RACISM)

LISTEN FUCKERS!!!!  You all wanna argue about this shit, well here u go!  First of all, you dumbshits who are protesting, if ur protesting DO IT RIGHT.  Get a point accross, dont just d...
Posted by Mr. Crowley on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

Word of Advice .2 (the one about posers)

POSERS SUCK!!!! of course all of u already know that.  Being a poser isnt limmited to music anymore no no its expanded to life itself.  All of you know what i mean cuz uv all seen these poor...
Posted by Mr. Crowley on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST

Word of Advice .1 (the one about self image)

Hello all, its time for your weekly visectimy.  Im gonna do this regularly, sometimes its gonna be harsh or sympathetic.  If you know me, im not a really emotional kinda dude, but this is th...
Posted by Mr. Crowley on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:19:00 PST

The only blogs i'll ever put up!

Alright!  It seems that i finally figured out what all of u use blogs for, you all use it to either A:  Describe ur day(which nobody cares about)  B:  Complain about your life (a...
Posted by Mr. Crowley on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:53:00 PST