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The tale of Scott T. Ninja is a long and strange adventure. Here are the cliff's notes non-chronologically:
I once got a bungee cord stuck on my head.
I can eat a hamburger in one bite.
I almost drowned myself in a pool trying to breath underwater.
I busted my head open on a volley ball pole in P.E.
I snuck out of a high school english class in a giant cardboard box.
I cut my foot while sleeping because i left a knife and fork in my bed.
I once contracted strep throat, pink eye, the flu, and an ear infection at the same time.
I haven't bought a CD since 1998.
My middle name is actually Oliver, not T.
I saw the pizza that Bad Religion ate.
I told a class full of college freshmen that the best thing to come out of Africa was slaves.
I told my family that i was "black where it counts."
I sometimes don't think before i say things.
I drank $20 worth of various energy drinks vomitted in a rather projectile fashion for about 20 minutes.
I tried to catch a dart on the way to the dart board, and I did. In the palm of my hand.
I swam in the muck of Golf n' Stuff for $10, but fell in 3 more times for free.
I accidently watched most of "A walk to remember" and totally loved it, but missed the part about the cancer, so i almost cried when somebody told me the ending.
I love timelines and documentaries.
One time I lit a firecracker to blow up an old tape deck, but instead i blew up my hand. A week later, the blood blister that formed from the explosion popped while I was eating a turkey wrap. I didn't notice, but thought the thick brown sauce on my wrap was odd. Turns out that's what old blood looks like. I ate the wrap anyway.
I got ripped off on eBay recently. Screw mexicans.(except moochie but especially carl.)
You know that guy in the car next to you, rocking out to Bon Jovi? Look closer, it's me.
I currently own 9/25 Jean-Claude Van Damme movies in existence.
My favorite intersection in town is 29th and Craycroft
I'm not adding anything else to this section. If you want to read something funny/stupid I've done, read my weblogs.
I keep trying to delete this section and replace it with something else, but it pretty much sums up the type of guy I am. To further expound upon my About Me-ness I'm going to include a list of my greatest joys and my greatest fears.
Joys:
New socks
A super chilled Rockstar
Air conditioning
The Retainers
Fears:
Inadequate bowel movements.
Bears (sometimes called ants)
Ghosts
Brad Moats
