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Mike™

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About Me

About me? I am 26. Not really sure what to say. Many people think of me as a genius. I can tie my shoe with one hand. I can fold origami like a Chinese monk. I have had stitches. I can go for two weeks without sleeping. I love to sleep. My favorite number is 4. When I was a kid I thought cheese was part of a cow. I love reading the obituaries. Ice cream is good. I hate midgets. I don’t like the cold. I think cats are stupid. I have three fish and two dogs. I can spell backwards at lightening speed. I am ranked 9th in the country in memory competitions. If my hair turns gray, I will dye it. I have never lost a limb. I can go to the bathroom in the dark. I once won a turkey calling contest. I have never been lost in the woods. My parachute didn’t open once. Not sure what else you want to know.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't really expect much from online. ..

Music:

Umm, Rap sucks Click here to view a bigger version of my map!
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Movies:

No Sci-Fi. I have never seen a Star Wars movie or Lord of the Nerds or any Harry Potter Crap, and no I do not want to. Yes, I am sure I am missing out. I know I should give it a chance and I don't care that you didn't think you would like it until you saw it. Tell Oprah about it, I don't care.

Books:

I read alot. I read al sorts of stuff. But I don't think you care.