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taylor

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like Excitebike. Although you always overheat too quickly, and I get angry. I have 4 tattoos, 23 piercings (although I have had 31, sadly some have passed away). I would love to get into scarification, suspension, and especially play piercings. I drink 3L of water a day. I can do a rubik's cube in 5 minutes or less. I can juggle 3 balls with 2 hands, or 2 balls with 1 hand. Someday these talents will come in handy, I'm sure. I hate celery. (although I'm eating it as i type) I think the office (US version) is hilarious. Watch it if you haven't. Thursday. 8:30. NBC. I used to play the piano. "I'll Be Lovin' You Forever" by New Kids On the Block was my specialty. In addition to all the metal on my face, some also resides in my left foot. (I think that's the name of a movie.....let me imdb that) Yup. 1989 drama starring Daniel Day-Lewis. I've never seen it though. I have, however, seen Moulin Rouge, and I can sing every word. But I won't in front of you. I don't think it matters if god exists. Either way, he's still a jerk. I get excited when I think about making a computer game. I hate food with texture, such as whipped cream or jello. I know useless math equations such as 6! = 720. (And no, I didn't just use a calculator) I've listened to NOFX for 11 years. I don't plan on stopping. When I go camping, I usually regret not bringing tools. There's usually a really funny road sign somewhere, such as "Slow Children Playing". That would look really nice in my appartment. But, there are no slow children here, so it would be false advertisement.

I love camping, because I love getting drunk and eating hot dogs that I cooked on a fire with a stick. I'm really shy, and I hate it. But once I'm comfortable, I'm very outgoing. I'm bi, but I'm not one of those girls who just does it when I'm drunk to impress guys. I hate that. This summer, I'm going to start climbing trees again. And NOT rip my shorts when I jump down. I've done that before. I love rollercoasters. I want to get married at Cedar Point. (Seriously - I have it all planned in my head, and it's surprisingly elegant, in my opinion) I like ski-ball. I would love to find someone to go to Chuck E Cheese with me, especially since it's right by Hooters. Talk about a perfect evening!

My Interests

Body modification at the best studio in Windsor, programming, dailyconfession.com , Cedar Point , IKEA , travel, pubs, hot days & cold beers

I'd like to meet:

someone with intelligence. and a great set of wits.

Music:

NOFX, Less Than Jake, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, MXPX, No Use For A Name, Lagwagon, Streetlight Manifesto

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, Natural Born Killers, Rent, Chicago, Shrek, Femme Fatale, Dogma, Mallrats, Terminator 2, Lost and Delirious

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, The L-Word, Amazing Race, Beauty and the Geek, Dateline, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud, Price is Right (I win almost everything). well, any gameshows really, but i can't afford cable. When I did though - Whammy (the new version of Press Your Luck) ROCKED.

Books:

Silence of the Lambs, pretty much anything by Stephen King - The Stand is my favourite book of all time, Coming Clean (Daily Confession book), and currently I read a lot of travel books.

Heroes:

bob saget

My Blog

Control Those Urges

(NOTE: I was NOT stoned when this story took place) You know when you have the urge to do something completely ridiculous? You know it's stupid and useless, but your mind latches onto the idea and won...
Posted by taylor on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:02:00 PST

A Friendly Warning

A warning on the instructions for a vibrator: (sorry if that's too personal, but grow up.) "Do not use on unexplained calf pain" What? I mean...WHAT?? So, is that different from - say - elbow pain? Or...
Posted by taylor on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST

Almost Home

It's hard to believe I will be home one week from today. I can't believe it's been 3 months already. I officially get home Monday night, but it's almost midnight so I guess I won't be seeing anyo...
Posted by taylor on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST

Funny French Guy

I was sitting on a park bench in Boston, not really doing anything. This guy sat on the next bench and started making small talk. He was at least 40, had quite the beer gut, and was wearing his shorts...
Posted by taylor on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST

Time for a Blog

I'm at the public library in Nashville, so I have time to actually blog about stuff that's happened. The ride to Miami was interesting. This old woman sat next to me for about 2 hours. Her breath was ...
Posted by taylor on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST

Score 1 (or 3) For The "Straight" Side

Of all places on my trip, I never thought I'd meet a cool guy in Miami Beach. And no, he's not a Ken doll thank god. I actually don't have much time to blog, but it's been a while since I've had inter...
Posted by taylor on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

Worst Hostel Ever

My stay in San Antonio was ridiculous. I went to the hostel there even though it had bad reviews, because I hadn't stayed with people in 2 weeks. So I get there, and it's an hour from downtown (45 min...
Posted by taylor on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

My Walk To Mexico

I'm in El Paso, so yesterday I decided to walk to Mexico. It was only 5 minutes away. I know this has been said before - but Mexico is dirty. And it's funny - since they border the US and you can WALK...
Posted by taylor on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:35:00 PST

Las Vegas The Cheap Way

This is an expensive city. But I've learned the locations on the strip that sell water for 39 cents instead of $2 like most places. Also, the few places that have $1 beers, $1 margaritas, and $3 beer/...
Posted by taylor on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

What Did The Midget Put In My Mouth?

I was walking down the strip on my way to get show tickets. (Louie Anderson) I heard an announcement in the bar on the corner that there was free shots, so I obviously ran in. I didn't see any shots t...
Posted by taylor on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST