If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?Is there another word for synonym?If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?Little Golden Books That Never Made It"1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
note to anyone who think its "cool" to drink 70$$ worth of grog in 15 min dont do it because youl probly end up in your local hospital or even worse declans house >.> lol jks but pls drink reponsibly ... Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:45:00 GMT