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Music junkie, reading is cool, drinking until I black out and setting things on fire. Sounds like a great afternoon.Get ready. These things are interesting.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Gary S McClain
Birthday:
9-30-1976
Birthplace:
Charleston, WV
Current Location:
Asheville, NC
Eye Color:
blue
Hair Color:
blonde
Height:
6'
Right Handed or Left Handed:
passenger side
Your Heritage:
Irish, both sides
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Vans
Your Weakness:
cigarettes and beer
Your Fears:
snakes and drowning
Your Perfect Pizza:
sundried tomatoes, pepperoni, artichokes, shitake mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
take appraisal exam
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I need to pee.
Your Best Physical Feature:
eyes
Your Bedtime:
whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:
camping with friends
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
it doesn't matter
Single or Group Dates:
Single if wanting to talk. Group to get hammered.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Sun Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Both smashed together in the same bowl.
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Do you Smoke:
YES.
Do you Swear:
YES.
Do you Sing:
YES.
Do you Shower Daily:
for the most part
Have you Been in Love:
YES.
Do you want to go to College:
Been there. Crushed it.
Do you want to get Married:
YES.
Do you belive in yourself:
YES.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
no
Do you think you are Attractive:
sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak:
fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents:
famously
Do you like Thunderstorms:
love em
Do you play an Instrument:
when i'm horny
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
in the past 30 seconds
In the past month have you Smoked:
right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
sure
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
define date...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
yep. raw and delicious.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
not like in Vegas or anything.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
nope.
Ever been Drunk:
I'm an expert.
Ever been called a Tease:
Very few times.
Ever been Beaten up:
nope.
Ever Shoplifted:
nope.
How do you want to Die:
quickly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
EMail me if you know. I could really use the advice.
What country would you most like to Visit:
Anywhere Lauren wants to go. But not if she wants to go to Africa.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Lauren
Favourite Hair Color:
Lauren
Short or Long Hair:
Lauren
Height:
Lauren
Weight:
Lauren
Best Clothing Style:
Lauren
Number of Drugs I have taken:
All of them.
Number of CDs I own:
Too many to count.
Number of Piercings:
a couple
Number of Tattoos:
none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
a couple
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet the guy that invented the necktie. He really deserves a good ass-kicking.Shannon Hoon would have been cool to meet. Dead Dead Dead. That fucking heroin will get you.I also want to meet this guy, if he doesn't stroke-out before we make it to Europe.
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More importantly, how bad do you want to change yourself? You might run into the people that don't like themselves. If they don't like themselves,you probably shouldn't like them either. (See figure below.)
As seen on Break.com
Music:
Like so many other people, I'm addicted to music. At some times, it can become unhealthy. Forgetting to go to the bathroom because I'm fucking around with the computer trying to put together the best damn mix tape ever. Who hasn't gotten a bladder infection because of that? As I'm writing this, I'm listening to God Lives Underwater. 'Mouth' is probably one of the best songs ever, and for those of you who aren't acquainted with God Lives Underwater, I suggest you start your newfound obsession with this song. For those of you with a more substantial constitution, you should begin your love affair with KMFDM as soon as possible. Juke Joint Jezebel and Doglike. If you like this you might want to try out a little Pigface, too. Look up Nutopia. Terrific stuff really if you ask my opinion. (I figure if you've made it this far you just might.) On a more mellow note, there is everything that Pink Floyd has ever done. Just pick one. Those of you that went to WVU may not be familiar with Pink Floyd seeing as though you were all in fucking love with Rush. Rush sucks. Please don't listen to them. Gorillaz is next on my list of things you totally can't live without. Go out and buy the album 'Demon Days'. You can listen to it the entire way through without being bored, and it will leave you really begging for more. There are so many other favorites of mine. Richard Cheese, Nine Inch Nails, MDFMK, Lords of Acid, Blind Melon, Jamiroquai, and so many others. This isn't even touching country music. All country music does not suck. (Lauren, yes, this was a direct jab at you.) Old Hank Williams, his son, and his grandson. Check them out. The grandson will really impress you if you haven't already been introduced. This has just got to be the end of the music commentary because I could go on for days, and at some other time, I might. (One last note: Put on 'Sweet Jane' by Cowboy Junkies and imagine yourself with your significant other. I like to sit back and think that I, played by Woody Harrelson, and Lauren, played by Juliet Lewis, go on our rampage across the west and lay waste to all the worthless pieces of shit that we run into. Cathartic really. I highly recommend you try it sometime. That and shaving your scrotum.)
Movies:
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Bubba Hotep, Waiting, Happy Endings, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I Heart Huckabees, Four Rooms, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, all the Vacation movies
Television:
Note: What you just witnessed, not Japanese cartoons.
Japanese Cartoons Suck. All the characters have these really big eyes and sharp-looking hair. Even the ones that look normal still have this really intense inner struggle and an overwhelming need to whip out some sort of supernatural-kungfu-power-bullshit that they had to walk about a thousand miles uphill to find in some dead yeti's rotting asshole.Anime bad. Tween animal drama on US TV bad. Old reruns of Jetsons good.
Books:
Lamb by Christopher Moore.
Rocket Boys by Homer Hickam.
Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger.
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sadaris.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
Heroes:
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Everyone who has the balls to tell people what they think and the common sense to know when to do it. And this guy.................. ..This guy above isn't really my hero. I would just really like to do that one time before I die.
