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About Me

Some people call me a Daniff, I however am a Mastidane. Some people call me a 'designer' dog, I however will eat those people's faces. My ancestors were war dogs, they were gangstas, I am pretty chill until you wear a Redskins jersey around me. I leave large piles of digested dog food, pennies, canine carry out puppy treats, dad's belly lint, and the new purina can food that I was recently introduced to this evening in my Indian neighbors' yard. I also attack the weiner dog winnie on a daily basis. I prefer to eat faces. Layout made by Miss Massacre

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any current member of the Dallas Cowboys, although dad thinks I should say any member of the 92-95 Dallas Cowboys that won 3 out of 4 Super Bowls during the 90's in a manner that dwarfs the Patriots tiny little 3 point victories (I would bite Tom Brady's fingers off if he tried to pet, and that is not a threat, I mean it). Also, anybody that wants to play with me.

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