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Andrew Ferris

About Me

some things are better off left unsaid.

if you're into death metal check out the bands i play for on my top friends.

My Interests

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more like who the fuck would actually want to meet me?

My Blog

love is the fall of every man

Shai Hulud - Love is the fall of every manI stand on the edge of destruction emotionally ruined By the warmth I most desire I will not fall prey to love of a human kind for love is weakness; Love ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 00:12:00 GMT

Twilight of the Dark Master

Lyrics I wrote for the Hymn For The Tortured "Every Night's Another Horror" EP. Twilight of the Dark MasterBacchanales of cacodaemonical monstrosity manifest from the fathomless depths where darkness...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:26:00 GMT

New Haiku

Tell me which ones suck so I can delete them. Monstersi hope you practicesafe sex because the worldhas enough monstersFlorescenti see florescentreflections on rain puddleslove letters soak 'wayMotherm...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:57:00 GMT

Sex Haiku

So in my last poetry class, two very talented classmates wrote a couple of exaggerated sex poems that were a little bit too "deep" for my personal taste...so I decided to make a pretty straight-forwar...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:39:00 GMT

Even the Gods Must Die: A Mythological Analysis of the Death of Superman.

Even the Gods Must Die: A Mythological Analysis of the Death of Superman No death in comic book history has ever been more profound than the death of Superman: a death of a superhero that is looked up...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:44:00 GMT

The essence of guilt

"To be told from an early age that you are a sinner, to believe that you have done wrong and that you do so everyday in the eyes of the Lord: that is the essence of guilt. In the Catholic Church, we h...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:30:00 GMT

In memory of George Carlin.

"Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man&living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of e...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:53:00 GMT

Dont bring me the horizon. Keep it the fuck away from me.

According to some scene-slut I scoped out on Bring Me The Horizon's Myspace page, BMTH is the best Thrash metal band ever!Yes folks, you heard me right, THE BEST THRASH METAL BAND EVER!Fuck Slayer! Fu...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:31:00 GMT

The Monomyth of Spider-Man

(wrote this for my myth and culture english class, there are a few things I still need to edit)   The Monomyth of Spider-Man              Sp...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:36:00 GMT

Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian                             &...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:28:00 GMT