Brad

About me huh? Alright, but I don't think it will matter all that much. I will still have my current friends and I will still get friend requests from fake myspace pages that claim they are "hot sexy babes from 'Cali' who don't know anybody and what to meet new people." So I'll just tell you that my name is Brad and I live in MN, Hooray! I also like music and comedy. Used to have an antfarm when I was younger, which means I didn't really much have a social life, well.. besides my imaginary friend Jasper. I grew up in a small town. My parents raised me well, they told me never to do drugs and drink alcohol, then one day they changed their minds and sent me to college. I have been in that hazy daydream for the past three years now with only a couple more months to go. I am satisfying my fettish of touching people by becoming a Massage Thearpist. I don't really like touch hairy fat men, but if they're paying me for it, sure thing (as long as I get a truffle shuffle as a tip). I am also an aspiring shower singer, I hope to make it big some day. Well that about wraps things up as for now, I expect to hear a reply soon, hugs and handshakes all around.