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Joe

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!

About Me

I recently started crewing on the Zodiac, a 120' wooden schooner. She's in Lake Union for the winter for maintainence, which means a lot of hard work and no sailing until spring. Thats ok though, it just feels good to be on the water again. Here are some stock pics cause I'm too lazy to take any of my own yet!

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My Interests

Hockey, Sailing, SCUBA diving, golf........being outdoors with the ability to sleep in a bed.
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: June
Birthplace: Yakima, WA
Current Location: Seattle, WA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown/Blonde
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I play hockey left
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martens and ice skates
Your Weakness: Pretty women
Your Fears: Not making a difference
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage shared with a pretty girl (don't snicker, I didn't mean it like that!!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Um.... Lol I guess....I don't use it much
Thoughts First Waking Up: Please God, don't let it be morning already
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: really late
Your Most Missed Memory: I try to look forward
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever they're serving
McDonalds or Burger King: McChoke'n'puke
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Tough call, depends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't pollute my coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Whenever I drive
Do you Shower Daily: Yep, twice on hockey days
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I should hope so after all these years at WSU
Do you want to get Married: Some day
Do you belive in yourself: Comes with the territory
Do you get Motion Sickness: It takes a lot
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm sure I have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: Naah
Do you get along with your Parents: I try
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: M4 assault rifle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Got stood up
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, but I don't belong there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I'm not opposed to it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eeew. I don't do fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Who has time?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: I've been accused of a lot, but not that
Ever been Beaten up: By the girls hockey team. They're tougher than they look!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I'll never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette, but I don't really discriminate
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: No taller than me
Weight: porportional to height
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes her feel her best
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: I'm all about the Mp3
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: Not my thing
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try to learn, not regret

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Heroes:

Brian stole my goddamn hero!! PVT miller is MY hero! He never heard of that guy until I told him the story. That kid should never have to pay for a drink in a bar again! Anyway, that guy is what I call a hero. I hope I meet him someday.

My Blog

"Sometimes its better to be nice than to be right."

After a few days on the Zodiac, I found myself having coffee at a train station with my fellow sailor Bill and his new friend Dan and Dan's dog. As we were relaxing in the morning sunshine o...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

Codes and Skylight 2.0

So here it is, 3:15 in the AM and I can't sleep cause my brain is off in thought land. I have to get some ideas out so I can sleep......   Part 1) Codes: Over the last hour, I created a simple&n...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:52:00 PST

The responsible citizen.....

I went and watched the movie "Lions for Lambs" tonight. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend spending the time. I was impressed with the movie's non-partisan approach to the war on terrorism, bu...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:12:00 PST

"Military Intelligence"

I was browsing snopes.com today and came across a letter written by an Air Force Academy Cadet who had the balls to bitch to the Chief of Staff of the Air Force about some leadership changes at his sc...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:23:00 PST

All I want for Christmas is......

Every day, the news is full of controversy. Most of the issues up for debate in this country involve the direction of our society. Should we allow gays to marry? Should women have the right to an abor...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

ELF infestation

So there I was, enjoying my usual Safeway China Express Sweet & Sour Cat in our immaculate office lunchroom. I picked up the day's Seattle PI to see what is going on in the world, or just to gener...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

Canadian Border Security

Mom sent me this one, and it was too good not to post! -Joe Subject: Border News The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

New Wheels

Ok, so this isn't really a blog as I usually do them. I just wanted to share with you some pics of my new car. This is a 2007 Mustang GT/CS (California Special) Been wanting a GT as long as I can reme...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:23:00 PST

Steve Irwin and the crazies in our lives

Steve "the Crocodile Hunter" Irwin was killed tragically this week. It was tragic for our society in so many ways, that I think at this time his influence hasn't been fully realized by all just yet. I...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

Support your Models!

If you support your troops, support your models.  There is a distressing phenomenon in this country that goes pitifully unnoticed. It is manifested in a terrible societal oversight of the vital ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:55:00 PST