Pete

Let's see. How can I sum up who I am under one heading? I know...adjetives. OK, here goes. Paradoxical, contradictory, contrary, confusing, and often confused. Ambivalent, apathetic, unambitious, underacheiver, you know, your general overall class president type. And the hits keep on coming. Grumpy...very grumpy. Don't screw with me if I haven't had my coffee. I'd just as soon kill you and eat you as talk to you until the good and blessed caffeine is coursing through my veins. I like my smokes...it'll kill me one day but so would old age and bed sores. I like my way more. I'm almost blindly patriotic, so if you have any well meaning advice on how to enlighten my poor misguided self, well, you can get the hell away from me or you'll end up on my menu. If you've made it this far you are either amused, brave, or mad. So I can lighten up now that I've weeded out most of the people that are looking for my opposite. Actually, I do have a sense of humor. I keep it hidden in a shoebox under my fishing gear that I'll never use(because I apparently suck at fishing but that's a story for another time). If you want me to dig through all that crap just for you then you better be worth it. Those hooks hurt. Have I mentioned grumpy? My coffee is wearing off and I've been up too long. Ok, I live in Dallas, but I'm not a Texan...I'm a southerner from Louisiana. If you want to give me any guff about it you're wasting your time. I spent some time in the service and I'm not in anymore...draw your own conclusions. The only reason I'm even filling this thing out is because a friend of mine asked me to. If you ever reply to me or put me on your friend list then I personally think you're flat out crazy. Have I mentioned I'm a people person? no? It probably shines through anyway. That's all I can think of for now. Carry on.