Why hello everybody. My name is Dwayne DaRock. I am approximately 1.7 million years old, and come from the great land of Switzerland. At the bright and early age of 356,294 years old, I was abducted by a UFO and dropped off on the wonderful planet of Uranus. From then on I hung around up there until there was a great explosion. This explosion sent me flying through space at a remarkably fast rate of speed, and about 400,000 years later (its funny how you lost track of time while flying through space) or something close to that range, I made impact in the desert. I survived wonderfully there, all by myself until someone decided to turn the area into a Lake Resort. From then on my life was a living hell. Stupid little kids picking me up and throwing me at stuff, and getting me all wet. Then on one HORRIBLE day, I was picked up and brought all the way across California to a place known as Grover Beach. I lived there for maybe a week until I was kidnapped by my new master, Michael A. James. He treats me like shit, but he is letting me have a MySpace to communicate with those who really love me. Anyways, if you want to get ahold of me, my Email is
[email protected], or you can just send me a myspace message. I must be going now. Peace and Love brothers....Peace and Love.
