Lost in the Everglades

Long before his famous sweep of dustbunnies from greater Russia, Charles the Fair was born to a woman shiek in a small village.Prior to his great days of incredible hall-copping and waffle making, Charles grew up, leading a simple life and wanting not what he could not have. Eldest of many children, Charles the Fair was raised to be...well...fair and kind to all except the most retarded of village idiots.It was among these village idiots that he met Sir Matthew, the village jest and they forged a mystical relationship, based entirely on laughing and making fun of others. Though their time was confined to the few hours after the Fourth Bell of Nigh and the end of play rehersal, the two legends had to themselves the basis of a brotherhood.During their time parted, Charles the Fair journeyed to a far away village called Lake Arrowhead. Here he met and made merry with Shawn of Hurley, the musician and Patrick the Talented. Through the influence of these rockin' lads, Charles the Fair was developed into a musical god; it is rumored he once challenged Dionysis to a guitar-off and beat his toga off of him with a sweet solo that made Aphrodite swoon.Not long after this transformation to demi-god, Charles the Fair and Sir Matthew the Jest crossed destinies again, alongside Sir Werner of Bio and Shawn of Gillis. The quartet lived alongside each other, brothers in arms, each offering their own expertise on various subjects; Charles the Fair excelling in the disarming of firey weapons in sheds as well as the fabricating of tasty breakfast sandwiches, Shawn, knowledgable in the most useless information known to man far and wide, Matt, a talented sleeper and hallway cop, and Werner, the provider of the mysical Breakfast Room, home to the knights and their sanctuary from the forces of utter stupidity.Twas not long though before Sir Charles the Fair was called to a far away land to slay a dragon at the School of High. He packed and left his friends, the four becoming three.Now Sir Charles the Fair is Lost in the Everglades, though he is not without allies. He hath made friends abroad who will aid him in his travels, much the same as his brethren did in the village of Stafford. With his magical Lyre-Guitar of Ede and that voice that could soothe a rowdy viper, sir Charles the Fair hath surely revolutionized the world as we know it.(credit: Matthew the Jest)