V.J. Jugo

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My name is VJ... I'm probably the most stupefying person you'll ever meet in your entire lifetime...
Here's [9] random things about me
1) Chuck Norris is my hero and my musical influence. LMAO
2) It gets so hot in my room that the smoke detector goes off.
3) My left knee is uglier than Amy Winehouse and Flava Flave combined.
4) I've lost a bit of weight, now my neck has extra skin.
5) When I drive in my car and I have basketball shorts on, I like to give my thighs a tan. [i <3 my car]
6) I bring my guitar to the toilet when i poop
7) My belly button has the worst odor a human being can ever smell.
8) My pinkies are permanently crooked (ask me for a picture of them).
9) I always forget to cut my toe nails... and one time they were so long, they began to cut the side of my toes.
10) Samba De Amigo is my hobby. haha... all of this is true, unfortunately...
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