Dan the Man

My name is Dan Cox. I climbed Mount Everest at the age of seven carrying a donkey on my back, wearing nothing but snow shoes and a neck tie. I sleep on a bed of rusty nails every night because it keeps me sharp. I ride a Harley, but it wasn't bad ass enough so I stripped it down so that now I'm sitting directly on the engine. No you cannot have a ride. When I was twelve I had my scalp removed and replaced with a metal plate because I thought it looked cool. My hair grew back anyway. The doctors were baffled. I won the lottery once and gave the money back. I like a challenge. My ear cannal doubles as a bottle opener. In the blackest of pitch black nights I can smell my way by sticking out my tongue like a snake. I tried to get MOM tatooed on my eye, but the needle kept breaking. I like to play guitar.