What's to say? Lawyer. Artist. Concierge? Crossing Guard? Dr. Evil impersonator (and I still haven't seen any of the Austin Powers films)?
Je ne sais pas. Je ne sais jamais.
Here, try this:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Peter
Birthday: I'm told it was a Saturday, around 8:00 a.m...
Birthplace: Darby, PA (Mercy Fitzgerald Hospital)
Current Location: Lovely, downtown Gradyville!
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 50% Italian + 25% German + 12.5% French + 12.5% English = 100% American
The Shoes You Wore Today: black Vasque boots
Your Weakness: where do I start... strip joints? helping people?
Your Fears: another multiple choice... My top three scary things are: flesh eating bacteria! suffocation! finding a sharp object jutting out of my leg!
Your Perfect Pizza: There was this one with ham, pineapple, onions, hot peppers and bacon. Man, that and a mason jar of Genessee cream ale made for the foundation of a wonderful pizza and beer night at The Brewery at Penn State, 1989-1992.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: That one's not for public consumption.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Anything good going on?" But then again, it's what I want to know...
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Okay... who's paging me THIS early..."
Your Best Physical Feature: Best? hands; Most remarked about? tongue, of all things...
Your Bedtime: some time before noon
Your Most Missed Memory: missed memory? How would I know that, exactly?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Vanilla Coke, and keep 'em coming...
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD for the double cheeseburger, King for the artery-clogging TRIPLE Whopper w/cheese . But really, the fun part is when you're at a diner and order a "Royale Wit' Cheese"...AND THEY BRING YOU ONE!
Single or Group Dates: Hey... My weekend is clear. What did you have in mind?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Black Chai Spice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla ice cream in a frozen Captain and Coke slushie... (AKA "The Holy Rum Swig" as a vanilla float) Now the corn ice cream at the mexican ice cream joint was good, but that rosemary and sage stuff at Capo Giro is worth the trip into town.
Cappuccino or Coffee: 20-30 oz of espresso, and a krazy straw
Do you Smoke: nope. allergic.
Do you Swear: Only if I know you rather well. Then, it's usually in fourteen-word phrases.
Do you Sing: affirmative. Want to hear some? Here's a little Sinatra number I think you'll like...
Do you Shower Daily: Yup, unless there's some crisis impeding it.
Have you Been in Love: never been "in love"; you're not "in" love unless she loves you back...
Do you want to go to College: Again? That'd be kind of interesting.
Do you want to get Married: At some point
Do you belive in yourself: There's a bit of cognitive disonance. I believe I can do or figure out anything. I'm really, really arrogant, and humble, and confident, and have low self esteem ... all at the same time.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm not the driver
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: hardly
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: ABSOLUTELY
Do you play an Instrument: five, but all badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Um, trick question? Last one was at 8:45p last night.
In the past month have you Smoked: see 'allergic', above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only cold medication
In the past month have you gone on a Date: month? how about decade?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, but not inside
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I only had six of them. The rest of the box was someone else...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi, sashimi, Chinese food and some sort of Thai stuff
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've stood on one; I wasn't, like, performing or anything.
In the past month have you been Dumped: see 'decade', above
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm pretty sure I did. It gets to where I can't remember.
Ever been Drunk: affirmative
Ever been called a Tease: not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I've been burned a couple of times. The only injury scars I have are from glass, though.
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: Ain't happening
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I'll be an astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: get back to the family house in Italy
In a Girl...
Favourite Eye Color: anything like smoke
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 4' 8"- 5' 9", but I'm willing to adapt to what's available
Weight: That, I wouldn't know. I'm pretty heavy, so I like the look of skinny girls.
Best Clothing Style: something dangerous, but without sharp edges
Number of Drugs I have taken: like, every percocet? I had a delauded prescription in 2003, that was weird.
Number of CDs I own: commercial ones? I think that may be eight. I've got about thirty I've burned for myself. Mostly, I listen to the radio when driving, some times, but I don't play music at home. Then again, I'm seldom home, anyway.
Number of Piercings: ZERO
Number of Tattoos: ZERO
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I tend to lose count. Probably around fifty.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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