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HNC Is Dead.

About Me

Austin and Andrew were two hip dudes. And when I say hip, I mean it. They liked to rock and would rock with many people. They started as a rhythm section for Steps on Monkeys. and moved to My Thesis Restated (With Daniel Pham!). After a while Andrew decided that he was too cool for school, and therefore he should make a ska band. He left My Thesis Restated and did absolutely nothing for a long time. Then he rejoined Steps on Monkeys only this time the band was called Eskimo Inferno, they played a show or two. Andrew got to play some ska songs like Beer by Reel Big Fish, but that was pretty much it. After a while He decided his dreams would now become reality, and he started a band with Austin Applesauce, and Stefan Greezy. This band was originally called The Husky Boyz, and remained so until they realized it sounded kind of like a gay pornography. The band was then renamed HyperNinjaclan, mostly because it was the first thing that Austin said, and that's usually how things work in this band (we can't think of a name, someone yells out a random sentence, name is born). Andrew then realized that he didn't want to play bass and sing, because it was far too hard. HNC was on the prowl for new members, and one day Greezy said: "hey, wouldn't it be wicked if Darion James was in our band?" so Andrew went to Darion and said: "Hey, we're thinking of playing in the Talent Show, it's gonna be like two songs, probably ska." Young Darion replied with a glorious "Sure." And then they had a bass player! After Playing like three shows, Andrew started making his own music. Some things didn't work out as well as planned and Stefan Greezy was replaced by the ever so handsome Brandon St. Randy (Austin's Brother, and former singer/guitarist from Steps on Monkeys and Eskimo Inferno!). This was the birth of the true HyperNinjaClan. All the songs written prior to everything were then put together in about a week for their first show show ever on June 14 (maybe?) at the Brickyard BBQ. Currently, HNC can be seen around Toronto and sometimes at American Apparel. They are working on recording their songs to put on some sort of EP or LP or something, either way it'll end up being cool stuff that's cheap, and fun to listen to!
One word fucker! HyperNinjaClan!
FULL LIVE SET FROM OUR FIRST SHOW!
Book us! Our email is [email protected]

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/03/2008
Band Members:

Darion "Super Soaker" James - Bass/Rhyme Master

Samwell McNasty AKA Randy Jazzhands AKA Austin Applesauce - Masterbeater/Virgin

Brandon St. Randy - Guitar/Lover/Fighter
Influences: Andrew Likes: Bomb the Music Industry.

Darion Likes: YOUR GIRLFRIEND (boyfriend?), Fried Chicken, Fascism,White Chicks, Fried Chicken, Asian Chicks, Fried Chicken, Afro Whores, Ludacris, DMX, Tupac, Lupe Fiasco, Jay-Z, Cannibal Corpse, et . . . . Fried Chicken

Brandon Likes: The Cawk.

Austin Likes: iwrestledabearonce, killswitch engage, cradle of filth, children of bodom, avenged sevenfold, afi, all that remains, reel big fish, streetlight manifesto, the human abstract, tiger army, in flames, fall of troy, blink 182, the black dahlia murder, eluveitie, dimmu borgir, coheed and cambria, as i lay dying, protest the hero, bleeding through, alexisonfire, atreyu, pennywise, strung out , twisted sister, tsunami bomb, sinergy, whole wheat bread
Sounds Like: Ska Rape
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Farewell

So a message was sent out a while ago to those who are in the facebook group, but for everyone who isn't here's an update: I, Andrew Thomas, am no longer a part of this band.  Which I am guessing mean...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:53:00 GMT

Show: Break from recording!@#$

So I have been battling with my computer for a while now, and decided to take a temporary break from recording for a day, to play a show with my fellow band mates, for you: the people!  It will be hel...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:03:00 GMT

CD Update!

So there have been a few changes since recording has commenced:Number 1: Location has changed from my basement, to Austin's basement.  It really makes no difference, and you more than likely don't c...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:48:00 GMT

CD!!!?? FREE!??! WHAT??!

HyperNinjaClan will be coming out of the closet, and going straight into Andrew's basement to record a CD, or something like it.We're hoping to get it out as soon as possible, maybe at the end of the ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Changes

Due to complications, Stefan is no longer a part of Hyper Ninja Clan.  Some people might be asking, "hey what are you gonna do now that you only have one guitarist who actually doesn't know how t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 17:46:00 GMT