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Art, Age & Alcohol

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About me:
This is a book in search of a reader.
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" T he one thing I could always do, the one talent I could always fall back on, ever since I discovered it at nine years old with a half-rack of Schlitz in my grandfather's basement, was that I could drink like a son-of-a-bitch. I could hold my weight in wine, I could ingest my height in beer. I could stay awake for thirty-nine hours and be continually drunk. I could drink, puke and die, then roll over to do it again the next day. But this talent never really came in handy until after the apocalypse. Now in this heaven-forsaken time of human suffering I thank God every day, drunkenly, cursing up at the sky and yelling my slobbering praise for the hold of my alcohol, all the while the world continues going to shit. And since I work for a traveling comedy troupe, it's good to have such clear insight into contemporary life ... "

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