Lahti

Some march to the beat of a different drummer I'm in a different parade. Nothing beats going to see a show with members of the Goof Troop. Music is definitely a big part of my life as well as friends and some good beer. If you need a joke I have a few. Most of them will offend people to the point that they ask you to get out of the car. But isn't that just a way to filter out the weak of heart. Call it the Lahti version of Natural Selection only the strong can survive my world.Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere. Let me lay my sorry trip on you. Won't you meet me by the river, little darling'? I might just let you see my bad tattoo.Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't. It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke. But there's some change in my ashtray--maybe just enough to pay. For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke.CHORUS: Well you know I'd rather not go and meet your family. They'd probably send me back where I belong. Don't want to hear about Mr. Right. 'Cause he's out of town tonight. Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong.I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler. And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough. And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography. And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk.CHORUSNow, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you? Would she like to meet my brother? He'll be out of jail in a month or two.CHORUSWhere I come from they call me Mr. Wrong.