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Alexander The Mediocre

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About Me

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Made by: I don't know. Someone Stupid?
What's you name : Alex Fessenmeyer
What grade are you in : Freshmen
What school do you go to : Northern Kentucky University
Birthplace : Berlin
What is your hair color : blonde
What is your eye color : blue
What superpower would you like to have? The ability to turn my enemy into large sums of money
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Whats your favorite board game : Mouse Trap
Whats your favorite sport : Hockey
Whats your favorite brand : of what? shoes? bubble gum? shotguns?
Whats your favorite fast food restaurant : Subway
Whats your favorite food : Calizone
Whats your favorite drink : Surge
Whats your favorite candy : Snickers
Whats your favorite drink : I don't drink... in the since of getting drunk... or crunked... or Krunked...
Whats your favorite alcohol: Rubbing
Whats your favorite color of all : Blue
Whats your favorite type of clothing : Kind made by children in Malaysia.
Whats your favorite movie : Reservoir Dogs or Fight Club
Either or
pepsi or coke: pepsi
group or single date: single
summer or winter: winter
single or taken: single
AIM or phone: Phone... It just seems more personal
running or walking: walking
sleeping or being active: both actually
bitch or sweet: sweet I guess...
Join the Army! - or - Read about Calvin Coodige!

My Interests

Hockey. Painting. Late Night Walks. Dodge Pong. Gum chewing. Drinking lots of coffee. Art shows. Sticking it to the man. Blinking lights. Starting Fires.... For the most part I'm pretty easily amused, and apparently I'm funnier then Jenny....

Favorite Comedians: Emo Phillips, Eddie Izzard,Mitch Hedberg, Hal Sparks, Demetri Martin, Nick Swardson, Lewis Black, Todd Berry, Adam Ferrara, Frank Caliendo, Denis Leary, Rodney Dangerfield, Dom Irrera, Jim Gaffigan, Pablo Francisco, Daniel Tosh, Maria Bamford and Jimmy Carr.

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I'd like to meet:

Andy Warhol... but he's dead. Conan o'Brien... He's not dead. Salvador dali... also dead.

What type of hockey player are you?
Grinder
You work hard for what you want. You have no problem throwing the body around. You will push and push untill there is nothing more to push or the puck ends up in the net.

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Music:


I made this music playlist at MyFlashFetish .com.

David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, Stereophonics, Polyphonic Spree, Smashing Pumpkins, Cranberries, Johnny Cash, Beck, Janis Joplin, The Mars Volta, Camera Obscura, Oasis, Nico, Frank Sinatra, The Doors, Weezer, Coldplay, Bob Dylan, 30 Seconds To Mars, Dresden Dolls, Primative Radio Gods, Electric Light Orchestra, Alice In Chains, Camper Van Beethoven, Klaus Nomi, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Steeler Wheels, John Coltrane, The Faint, Shinedown, The Raconteurs, Dashboard Confessionals, Tom Waits, Bright Eyes, Pink Floyd, Iggy Pop, The Who, Future Leaders of the World, Everclear, Belle & Sebastian, Steve Miller Band, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Ramones, Incubus, Tenacious D, Simon and Garfunkel, Elton John, Tears For Fears, Joanna Newsom, The Killers, Weird Al Yankovic, Beatles, REM, She Wants Revenge, Modest Mouse, Patsy Cline, They Might Be Giants, Billy Idol, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Seether, Rage Against The Machine, Billy Joel, Toadies, Rolling Stones, Franz Ferdinand, Queen, Walflowers, Alice Cooper, Rod Steward, Kansas, Velvet Underground, Why?, Jimi Hendrix, Velvet Revolver, Jefferson Airplane, Randy Newman, James Taylor, The Faint, Beastie Boys, Turtles, Live, Eric Clapton, Duran Duran, Flock of Seagulls. I don't like rap, except for some Eminem.

Movies:

Thirteen Days, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rear Window, The History Boys, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Bedford Incident, Little Miss Sunshine, Reservoir Dogs, Factory Girl, American Psycho, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, The Birds, The Producers, Saw (I-IV), Back To The Future (I-III), Godfather (I-III), Full Metal Jacket, Basquiat, Brave Little Toaster, Labyrinth, All Dogs Go To Heaven, The Warriors, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Grindhouse, Knockaround Guys, 300, Almost Famous, Evil Dead (I-II), Army of Darkness, Birdcage, Scent of a Women, Clerks (I-II)

Television:

The Simpsons, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, BBC, Mythbusters, Survivorman, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Ice Road Truckers, Pinky and The Brain, M*A*S*H, Deadliest Catch, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Big O, The Critic, The Daily Show, Fairly Oddparents. MTV sucks.

Books:

1984, Welcome To The Monkeyhouse, Fight Club, Cat's Cradle, To Kill A Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, Inherit The Wind, Tales from Watership Down.

Coloring Book are cool too.....

Heroes:

Robert Kennedy, Johnny Carson.

My Blog

Final Thoughts On Religion.... I think....

I do believe in God. I don't believe in a personal God. I believe something somewhere HAD to create this planet... this universe... this everything.By personal God I mean... a God that listens. I don'...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

One Of My Favorite Scenes In Fight Club.

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Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

"Crisis of Confidence." By: Jimmy Carter.

This Speech was delieved on July 15, 1979. I think it has just as much importance now as it did then. I highly encourage you to read it for yourself.Good evening. This is a special night for me. Exact...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Things That Piss Me Off (Revised)

  1. Napoleon Dynamite 2. People who stand around in bookstores, reading but not buying books 3. The New York Islanders 4. Spam recipes 5. Infomercials 6. People who hold Kurt Cobain to an ubert...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Reservoir Dogs

Probably the 2 best scenes in the movie!..>..>...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

Ode To My Insomnia

... and pretty much the only Green Day song I like anymore...>...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST

Keith Olbermann Is The Man!

"The only positive on 9-11 and the days and weeks, that so slowly and so painfully followed it, was the unanimous humanity here and throughout the country. The government and the President, in peculia...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

Everyone Says "Hi" - David Bowie

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Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

WHO DEY!

The Bengals season just opened, and I'm already sick from hearing about them.A NEW RECORD!...
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:16:00 PST

30 Seconds To Mars- "The Kill"

Get this video and more at MySpace.comI really like this music video. It's alot like 'The Shining'... so if you like the shining.... you'll like it too....
Posted by Alexander The Mediocre on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST