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The F’n A-holes

This ain't gonna hurt. Much.

About Me

What can be said about The F'n A-Holes that hasn't already been said in Circuit Court? These Dixie rockers out of South Alabama have been taking their show through the southeast since 2005, and their live shows have become legendary among those who live to tell the tale. Mixing high-octane rockabilly, honky tonk, and garage rock with a little heavy metal swagger and a wry sense of humor, the A-Holes serve up a drunken concoction that entertains a wide variety of freaks and hooligans. Joey Fuckstick sings heartfelt songs of loneliness and alienation. And then bangs your sister anyway. Meanwhile, Fast Eddie Bentwhistle warps your soul with his git-tar, while Some Dude, on bass, preaches a sweaty gospel of sex and destruction. And Rob Rockford beats the drums like he’ll beat your ass if you fuck with him. With the music industry in a state of chaotic limbo, the F'n A-Holes are delivering a furious aural (and oral) assault. Hide the whiskey and lock up your mom and sister--the A'Holes are coming!

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Member Since: 11/3/2005
Band Website: bigfatassbroads.co.uk
Band Members:Our members? They're big, and that's all you need to know, little mister.
Influences: What do you want us to say, that we listened to a lot of our mom's old Slim Whitman compilations and we took that shit to heart? I hope not. Cause we're not going to say that.
Sounds Like: Remember when you were a little kid and you awoke frightened in the middle of the night at the strange sounds coming from your parents' bedroom? Kind of like that.
Record Label: Balljoint Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Regarding Midget Strippers....

Some friends invited me to go see a midget stripper this weekend.  Hmm... Intriguing.  I'm always up for something different.  But then they said there was a 12 Dollar cover charge to g...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:23:00 PST

Fuck your App Invite!

Please stop.  There's not a Myspace App worth a fucking god damn, so please stop inviting me to share your happiness. Love and Kisses, Joey Fuckstick
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:54:00 PST

You fuckers....

Stop asking me if we're dead.  We're NOT dead.  As evidenced by this transmission.  We're working on our Halloween costumes. And we still think you're a bunch of fuckers. Fuckers... &nb...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:45:00 PST

Infinity: It ain’t as long as it used to be.

What's up, my crazy rockin' modern age dogs? We got it good, don't we? Got it DAMN good. Dontcha think? Hell yeah. That's right. But what goes up must come down, right? Somebody said that once. Someb...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:27:00 PST

Welcome to the Shitstorm

Hey there jackass! Yeah, I'm talking to you. Our topic for today is you being a jackass. I was just wondering why this is. Was it something you were born with, or did it require years of hard work? ...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:52:00 PST

The Bread-Slicer

Heard this the other day.  Thought you might like it....   So a man who works at a bread-making factory comes home one day. He comes up to his wife and says "Honey, I think there's something...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:54:00 PST

Adventures in Hitchhiking

I don't hitchhike long distances anymore.  I don't have the stomach for that much adventure these days.  Because, as you must know, adventure means an experience which royally sucks while it...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:41:00 PST

Ask Joey Fuckstick: R. Mutt

R Mutt asks....   Dear Fuckstick, I don't know what to do. I received this solicitation to an internet advice column inviting me to send in a question to be answered by the writer. The problem is...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:48:00 PST

Hey bands... Get your dick out of my ass!!

Hi. It's me. Joey Fuckstick. Nice to meet you. Good set, by the way. Sort of. You guys kick ass. Not really. But uh... get your dick out of my fucking ass. What do I mean by that? Let me tell you. ST...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:06:00 PST

Hurricane Gustav can eat a big fat COCK!

Anybody who lives along the Gulf Coast is probably watching this motherfucking hurricane Gustav carefully. I know at our house, we've been hitting up Weather Underground like a drunken prom date. Rig...
Posted by The F’n A-holes on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:07:00 PST