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Andrew

About Me

I grew up in Simsbury, CT. I have a Mom, a Dad, a Bro, and a Sis. Those are their actual names, too - which makes it easy. "Hey, bro!".I live in New York City, and I love it. Everyday is exciting here - to me, anyway. While there are plenty of other great places, to me most of them are "just another city that's not New York" - I love it here.I work at a big sloppy bank that they call "JPMorgan", and have been there nearly 5 years, which makes me extremely old. I enjoy my job immensely. That said, if I won the lotto, I would quit faster than the Knicks could lose 7 games in a row.I also have a job outside of JPMorgan representing a model and actress named Krista. I'm her manager. You should check out her MySpace site at www.myspace.com/kristayne22. She is going to be real, real famous, so get your autographs now, and sell them on eBay later.In the city I like to go out with my friends, or sneak off to the beach... or sometimes CT to see my family or the casino, and RI to see my friends. I like driving and miss having a car. Every now and again it's fun to rent a car and beat up on it. One time we drove a rental convertible in the pouring rain, top dow, through times square. I think Avis was baffeled by the whole thing when we returned the car. They didn't even say anything.See ya.M Y V I E W I N N Y CKRISTA AYNE AND FERGIE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet up with my little bro and sis, my parents, Joe D, Trey Anastasio, and Johnny Depp. And naturally, the Bikini chick from Spike TV... whoever that is.

My Blog

Why You Should Vote

Voting in this country is really important.  If you vote for say... I dont know... Krista Ayne for Penthouse Pet of the Year at www.petoftheyear.com, I'll be really happy because Krista is a frie...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:44:00 GMT

Surprise Bday

Thanks everyone for coming to the big surprise bday party.  It was a total surprise, and then we got wasted! -Andrew
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:34:00 GMT

How the fuck do you spell Hannukkah?? (I don't even konw if that is right...)

This cracks me up.  First of all, I don't celebrate Christmas.  My last name is GOLDBERG.  Second, enjoy the following attempts at spelling the word Hannukkah I recieved today from...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 19:12:00 GMT

Holiday Cards

Who we got Holiday Cards from: 1. Topher & Amanda (our married friends in Indy)2. Bryant University Alumni Network3. Tim & Sherri (our engaged friends from college)4. Aracelis (our c...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 18:47:00 GMT

That guy just ain't gonna be from Cleveland

i just read my last blog - its fuking GHEY dude.  blogging is pretty ghey.  i have a bagel on dthe way, i stayed home sick. what the fuck?!  i just saw someone on CNN catch a baby throw...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:24:00 GMT

DO NOT BASH ME IN THE NUTS ON THE 6

This is more of rant - no, more of a vent - than anything. Everyday on the subway, I stand on the same spot in the car if I can get to it; against the far doors - the ones that don't open until I get...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 16:30:00 GMT

the weekend

This weekend: - I had dinner at City Crab- I went to a strip club- I got free shot glasses, and 2 rounds of "on the house" drinks- I had a $640 tab with the guys- I video'd a random sno...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 21:20:00 GMT

Hilarious. The many colors of North America???

Ok, so perhaps you won't find this as funny as I did, but I hope you do. The story goes like this: a couple of years ago I was drunk and randomly and needlessly lecturing my very patient, an...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:52:00 GMT

What the F? (No, you come HERE!)

OK, here's one... Why is it that every time I invite a girl (even if just a friend) over, they reply with, "Well, you're more than welcome to come over here!" or, "But you never come here!".   We...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:43:00 GMT

Random thoughts / why Hartford sucks

Went home for the holiday, have some random thoughts on the weekend. Hartford: Props to the 'city' for trying to make something of the place.  The new Marriott is a step in the right direction, b...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 21:08:00 GMT