About Me

"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it." --Henry David Thoreau

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My Interests

Any information, gossip, or celebrity news about Donny Osmond, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, K-Fed, and other Pop-Idols.

Donny Osmond Michael Jackson Britney Spears Kevin Federline I (Heart) Pop-Idols!

Donny Osmond to Sing Duet with Sister, Marie, Covering the Sonny and Cher Song, 'I Got You Babe'. Michael Jacksons Forthcoming Album Star-Warriors: All New Dance Moves, Not the Same Old Thing This Time, NO WAY! Britney Spears Showing Off Her Assets Kevin Federline is in Negotiations with Donald Trump to Become an Ass-Hat Model Send in the Clowns

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dole, noted Guru's, or any Yogi's; and the Slea-Stack

Beware of the Slea-Stack

Music:

Jazzman Shaffer

Bon Jovi I thru Bon Jovi VIII.

Richard Simmons - Live at the Dum-Shipt Theater

BNL

You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "beep, beep"
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Roadrunner roadrunner runs on the road all day
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways
Roadrunner, that coyote's after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you, you're through

That coyote's really a crazy clown
When will he learn that he never can hold you down?
Roadrunner roadrunner never bothers anyone
Runnin' down the road is his idea of havin' fun

Roadrunner, that coyote's after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you, you're through

Roadrunner, that coyote's after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you, you're through
If he catches you, you're through
If he catches you, you're through

Movies:

Clint Eastwood Movies, or anything with pointless banter, mindless dialogue, or obnoxious jokes.

Television:

Anything good....

Richard Simmons interrupts live broadcast on WGN-TV

frikin Richard Simmons.

Books:

Encyclopedia Britainica, 12th Edition.

Bob Dole's Bible

Listening to Bob Dole's personal story, a sobering reminder of the heroism and sacrifices of American servicemen and women during WWII, is visceral and immediate. Severely injured by enemy fire in Italy, Dole returned home to wage a heroic personal war, finally conquering life-threatening injuries and permanent disabilities. Narrator Paul Hecht follows Dole's career from law school to politics and his distinguished career in the U.S. Senate. Hecht's narration movingly captures Dole's feelings as he relates the saga of the senator's defense of his country and anguishing battle to live a full and meaningful life--although not the one he had planned.

Heroes:

Bob Dole, Richard Simmons, and Mark Schlitz.

I'm Bob Dole. I'm Bob Dole's Wife. Move over Bob Dole.... I'm Mark Schlitz.

Crowd Gets Vertical Smile, Police Chase Streaker Off Course

AP - New York. An unidentified man began streaking today at the Crandon Golf Course in Key Biscanne, Florida this afternoon, despite cooler temperatures. Local police and grounds crew security were unsuccessful in apprehending the man as he jumped into the back of a large black van after approximately a 10 minute chase. Some witnesses in the crowd speculated on the identity of the streaker to perhaps be a local by the name of Mark Schlitz; whom is known in the region to streak both as a hobby, and even sometimes professionally (as demonstrated by the large offensive logo on his back).

My Blog

Richard Simmons Out-Creeps Himself on Kimmel

Richard Simmons Out-Creeps Himself on Kimmel By Michelle Collins  Last night, in honor of Jimmy Kimmel's 10...
Posted by Wile Ethelbert Coyote on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:50:00 PST

The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

Laws and rules As in other cartoons, the Road Runner and the coyote follow the laws of cartoon physics. For example, the Road Runner has the ability to enter the painted image of a cave, while the coy...
Posted by Wile Ethelbert Coyote on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:33:00 PST

Chunk Jones -- The Mastermind behind Wile E. Coyote, and more.....

Chuck Jones: A True Creative Innovator. --rtgCharles Martin "Chuck" Jones (September 21, 1912 February 22, 2002) was an American animator, cartoon artist, screenwriter, producer, and director of ani...
Posted by Wile Ethelbert Coyote on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:11:00 PST