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SithMaggot

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I live with the greatest gal to ever walk the planet! Amy completes me. She truly IS my better half. I'm a proletariat. I like to read, write, draw, play games, bowl, play pool, go camping, go to concerts, watch tv/movies, listen to music, hang out with people/friends/family, pretty much anything. I have 2 of the craziest, yet friendliest, cats ever created. I'm a wiseass. I like things a bit sick, edgy, and on the dark side. I have a weird sense of humor. I like to learn about different cultures. I am intrigued by what goes on in other parts of the world. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Nicholson, Kristen Bell, Christopher Walken, JoAnna Garcia, Jack Black, Hayden Panettiere, Ozzy & Sharon, Stone Cold, Tara Strong, Danny McBride, Megan Joy Corkrey, Craig Robinson, Nina Dobrev, Adam Scott, Emma Stone, Judd Apatow, Otep Shamaya, John C. Reilly, Winona Ryder, Chris Tucker, Kat Foster, Kirk Hammett, Lindsey Vonn, Rob & Sherri Zombie, Conan O'Brien, Mila Kunis, Denzel Washington, Kristen Stewart, Charlie Daniels, Reba McIntyre, Willie Nelson, Drew Berrymore & Woody Harrelson . . . in that order.

My Blog

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:24:00 GMT

Modern Man By George Carlin

I'm a modern man.I'm a modern man.I'm a modern man.I'm a modern man.I'm a modern man,A man for the millennium,Digital and smoke free.A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,Politicall...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:26:00 GMT

2 A-Holes At The Adoption Office

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Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:19:00 GMT

Do I Care?

Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:27:00 GMT

I Want To Start A Band

I want to start a band named Mashed Potatoes and go on tour with Korn and Meatloaf.
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:09:00 GMT

Which Horror Killer Are You?

..> You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 18:41:00 GMT

Tag

TAG!!!!!! YOU'RE IT! OK So heres the deal. Its called "TAG". You have to answer ALL the questions TRUTHFULLY and then choose 5-10 People to TAG. Then they copy and post it to their own blog and it goe...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:33:00 GMT

WTF???

I have no idea what the hell happened or what it is i dreamt about, but I woke up terrified of the Farina kid.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 14:44:00 GMT

Headgames

 Headgames i'm tired of all of thehead games that you playdoesn't it seem easierto just go our separate waysyou leave me in the darkshivering and bruiseddo you love or do you hate mei am so confu...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:10:00 GMT

Your Suicidal Death . . .

Your Suicidal Death. by easilydepressed Name. Favorite Color. Date of birth. Eye color. your suicide. slit your wrist and bleed to death. date of suicide. September 27, 2008 tries it wi...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:11:00 GMT