Cubik Space Division

In the galactic space year 9000.23 the Grand Imperial Starwizard Pentatron decreed that there existed an unpropitious state of un-funkiness. It was during this period that the Intergalactic Order of the Council of Nine was convened to address the dire situation. It was decided that what was needed was a one-eyed race of warrior-monk-drum programmers that would scour the known universe and destroy all that was un-funky. To do this they projected their conciousness into the holographic dimension, or the 3rd-D, so that they could access the mini-moogs and drum sequencers and gibson guitars there-in. This gave birth to the metatronic force known as Cubik Space Division(C.S.D). The Division exists solely for the purpose of destroying any forces that might oppose the F.U.N.K. such as: Republicans, Kenny G, MTV, corporate radio, twee anglophilia, major label hacks, the FCC, nu-metal posers, candy kids, emo wimps, et cetera, et cetera.