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About Me

Ok So, the name's Bryan, for those of you who didn't seem to catch on in the process of looking through this profile. I'm approximately 6'3'' , brown hair, and blue eyes. I've lived in Cali my entire life, and I've got to admit, it has it's ups and downs. I can name a few places I wouldn't mind living instead of Cali, but I doubt I'll ever leave. Cali just has way too much to offer.
I've traveled throughout the country, road trips are great. It's good to get out of the area for a break from time to time.I've only really gone to the east coast and mid-west, but one day I'll make it to florida and surrounding areas. Maybe one day Hawaii, too. The mid-west is pretty chill. The girls out that way are nothing like they are here. They're down to earth and not stuck up like most the females here in cali.
I speak my mind when I feel I need to, and I don't take shit from anyone. If I don't like you, you better believe I'm letting you know one way or the other. I have a short attention span when it comes to dumb bitches, male and female. Please, save the drama for someone who cares. Cause I really don't want to hear it.
I take shit personally sometimes, even when I know it's all in fun. That's just the way I am. I may take it personally, but I don't let it get to me. If you want to crack a few jokes at my expense, be prepared to have a few thrown back at you ten fold. I'm quick-witted and usually on the ball when it comes to that sort of thing.
Some say I have a dry sense of humor. Whatever the fuck that means. I think they just say that because they can't keep up with me and very rarely know what I'm talking about. Their Loss. I'm not worried. I know what I'm talking about, and that's all that really matters.
I like to party, its become a weekend routine for me. Hell, I'll party during the week if need be. Having some drinks with the crew is always fun, and I'm always down for a good time.
I recently went snowboarding for the first time, and I gotta say it is going to become a hobby of mine. I'm a snowboarder. Not really, but I like the sound of it, so I'm going to say it anyways. Don't like it? Ask me if I care.
I've got a laid back mentality. I like to just kick back and chill. I'm sort of quiet and reserved, some might label that as being shy. And I am. I've always been. Until I get to know you a bit. I'm pretty outgoing at the same time, if that's possible. Meaning, I'm always willing to try new things. I've always said I'd try anything once, and I like to try and stick to those words whenever possible. And if I happen to break your balls a little bit, upon just meeting you, don't worry, that's usually a good thing. Just don't take what I say to heart, because I'm usually just messing around. Though, you'll know when I'm being serious.
I'm a firm beleiver of the saying "Nice Guys Finish Last." That's all I'll say about that.
I'll always come to defend my friends when in need. Though they can take care of themselves. I actually care about those around me, and try to give advice when needed. And I respect those who give respect back. Give me a few drinks and disrespect me.. and it's on like donkey kong.
I know this shit is rather random and out of order, but oh well. It's just how the thought process is working for me at this moment in time. I'm typing it the way it comes to me, and not really giving a shit that it seems out of order or whatever. I tend to ramble when I'm typing/talking off the top of my head. If that makes any sense. Anyways, Care to know anything else, feel free to ask.

My Interests



I'll try almost anything at least once. Skydiving is something I've always wanted to try, but my fear of heights is holding me back a bit. Poker, riding street bikes, dirt bikes. Driving fast and NOT getting ticketed for it. Chillin with the crew, drinking on the weekends, and sometimes during the week. Going out to the bars and partyin it up. Nothing like getting drunk in public places and not givin a fuck. Road trips. Gotta take more, the last one was fun as shit, though sitting in the car for as long as I did, wasn't the highlight of the trip, I'll tell you that much. I like sports... Football - 49ers, Baseball - Athletics - go to the games at least 4 times a month, Not so much Basketball, but I still support the Warriors, Never really got into Hockey either, but again, gotta support the local teams so when I do watch it, I cheer on the Sharks. Care to know more? Hit me up.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone worth talking to. People that can carry a conversation for longer than five minutes. Drama Free, Of course. I don't need to hear about your problems. I've got plenty of my own, thanks. Basically, just looking to meet some chill people that know how to have a good time.

Music:

Tool - Sober

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My musical interests Vary. I guess you can say I like a little bit of everything, so I'm not really going to take the time to name off the bands and what not. Live shows, whether it be a concert or at a club/bar, are usually the best. Now I know I said I wouldn't name any bands, but.. I gotta throw in the Eagles.. I seen 'em live when I was younger and loved them ever since.

Movies:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Comedic movies are among my favorite, Anchorman, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin was hilarious...Team America:World Police... ...among others.. Some other genre's would have to be anything gangster .. ie. Scarface, Goodfellas, the Godfather Trilogy and Casino. Great movies. I'd have to say though, my favorite movie throughout the years is Glory. I don't know why I like the movie so much, it's just a really good story about the civil war. A Christmas Story ranks right up there with my favorites, I can watch that repeatedly during the Christmas season, and well, I normally do, seein as how its played back to back for like 3 days straight. Want to know more? You know what to do.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Television:

tool - schism

Add to My Profile | More Videos I don't really watch that much T.V. these days... too many reality shows where the concept is the same, just the rules are changed a bit. I do however like Nip/Tuck and Over There.. two of my favorites on FX.. That 70's Show is always good, though I haven't seen a new episode in a minute, mostly just the repeats on FX. Robot Chicken, Family Guy and ATHF .. Great shows on Adult Swim. Harvey Birdman is often laughable as well. I can pretty much watch anything as long as it holds my attention for longer than it takes to grab the remote. Again, Comedies are always the best. What can I say? I like to laugh.

My Blog

R.I.P. Pablo

So I haven't been around much lately, due to the fact that some spun out assholes took the life of a very good friend of mine. His name is Pablo and he was murdered on Sunday afternoon not 10 minutes ...
Posted by ßryaN on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

Origins of the "F" Word.

Long loading time for slower computers. Best if on cable or DSL. Pretty funny Flash none the less, so maybe you'll decide it's worth the wait....
Posted by ßryaN on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST

Banana Phone

BANANA PHONE.This shit is pretty funny, that is, if you have the same type of sense of humor I do, which few rarely do....
Posted by ßryaN on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST

Ultimate Showdown !!

THIS SHIT IS GREAT...
Posted by ßryaN on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST

Tetris.

I wanted the game on my page, but it's just too damn loud and overpowers the songs n shit, so I'm putting it in a blog so I can still play it. HA.TetrisGame Code 4 your page...
Posted by ßryaN on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:57:00 PST

My Birthday

Ok so, I finally took the time to open up a Photobucket account, as to add to be able to add more than the standard twelve pictures to my page. Though my birthday was a little over two weeks ago, I'm ...
Posted by ßryaN on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:46:00 PST

Rules For Picking Out Mens Christmas Gifts

X-mas is just around the corner so it's time for me to share some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these ...
Posted by ßryaN on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:46:00 PST