Joey

I WAS A FAN OF THE BEACH UNTILL I HAD TO MOVE BACK HERE (SAND WATER AND THE BIKINIS,ITS ALL GONE.) NOW ITS JUST FRISBEE GOLF, BASEBALL, CLUBBIN, DRAWLING, READING, BEER PONG, COLLEGE PARTIES, FAST CARS, & GILRS. LATELY IVE BEEN WATCHING ALOT OF LIVE BANDS PLAY DOWNTOWN. ITS LIKE THE ONLY HALF WAY DECEND THING TO SEE AROUND THESE PARTS. I AWLAYS FEEL LIKE I GOTTA BE OUT DOING SOMETHING BECAUSE I GET THAT BORED FEELING REAL QUICK. LOVE ROAD TRIPS AND TRAVELING. ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO GET OUT AND SEE WHATS GOIN ON IN THE WORLD.ALONG WITH THE TRAVELING YOU GET TO MEET NEW AND INTRESTING PEOPLE, WHICH I ENJOY DOING. AND SO FAR ITS BEEN A GREAT 21 YEAR JOURNEY. Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall And everything's spinning You're beginin' to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finished "YOU ARE ALLOWD TO OFFICALLY SLAP BITCHES" You have the right to remain violent and start wilin' Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin' Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin' And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it Let me out of this place I'm outta place I'm in outer space I've just vanished without a trace I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow I'll be back in an hour or so That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow When you swallow it all wollow and drown in your sorrow And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning? And what's a little fight? Tomorrow you'll be boys again It's your life Live it however you wanna Marijuana is everywhere Where was you brought up? It don't matter as long as you get where you're going 'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning But you're young You've got a lot of drugs to do Girls to screw Parties to crash Sucks to be you If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated Did better drugs and updated But I've still got a lot of growing up to do I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew But when it's all said and done I'll be 40 Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories With a bottle of Jack Two grandkids in my lap