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Ulrike Meinhof

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About Me

I am difficult to deal with and have severe to moderate emotional problems which I may or may not medicate with recreational and or prescribed chemistry. I dont throw anything away nor do I let anything go. Things I excell at: 1. Oral 2. Dancing 3. Empathy 4. Art 5. Passing out before Im too drunk to have anonymous sex 6. Photographic memory of movies and actors 7. Intimidation 8. Finding false saviors (thats plural, btw) 9. Forgiving the unforgivable 10.Getting cats to like me 11.Making jewelry
You scored as Buffalo Bill. You are Buffalo Bill, from Silence of the Lambs. You arent happy with yourself, and have a desire to change. You are deeply disturbed, and really should wear clothes while you dance. Then again, you arent someone most people would want to argue with. Or they may end up rubbing the lotion on its skin so it doesnt get the hose again.

Buffalo Bill


100%

Jigsaw


55%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Leatherface


50%

Jason Voorhees


45%

Pinhead


45%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Michael Myers


35%

Candyman


30%

Captain Spaulding


0%
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My Interests

I like overpriced shoes, cats, psychological torture, bladed instruments, benzos, opiates, Jager, expensive vodka, Eastern European accents, tattoos that dont suck, the smell of ear cheese in the morning, my psychiatrist, terrorism, guns you need both hands to hold, biting, CBT, bruises, guys who are quiet when they come, girls who are loud when they come, sushi, dudes with fucked up noses, harelips, facial scars, Joaquin Phoenix, Jean Reno, Kevin Spacey, too many hot punk rock chicks to list, fart jokes, candles, 1967 Corvette Stingrays, people who touch my feet, domination (of not by), boots, whore clothes, makeup, brie, spaghettios, the colors red, pink, and neon green.< .. ..

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

polka,Laibach, Kelly Clarkson, Strawberry Alarm ClockI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Movies:

I like film more than TV. American Beauty. Alien movies. Ed Wood. Leon the Professional. Grandma's boy. Run Lola Run. The House of Flying Daggers, Anything with Pacino and Deniro woppin' it up, The Salton Sea,
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Books:

Yay. I read books. Quite often, actually. Do you think Im smart yet? Can we talk Euclidean geometry? Recently enjoyed: To sail beyond the sunset. Lisey's story. Virgin suicides.
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go get the belt... and dont take your fucking time, either.

   Im sorry. Im so fucking sorry. Fuck me. Fuck my self pity and sadness and loneliness and pathetic attempts at expressing my self hatred and confusion at recent abandonment. ..  &nbs...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:56:00 PST

oh MAH dog

   Aight lizzadies and swaingin dicks. I have NO phone. I have a trac fone with like 7.5 min left on it that I cant waste cuz i's be needin it fo job interview callbacks- which btw, I think ...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:46:00 PST

oH SHIT ITS VINNIE

   BTW- No. Its not ALL right. Dont read the signs. The fresh spoor and broken tree branches dont mean SHIT motherfucker... Im just wasting oxegen, lickin pennies and wasting lots of paint. ...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:17:00 PST

callin daddy mad mad, give it up and turn it loose...

   If I ate broken glass would I finally be able to vomit blood? I mean other than stomach cancer, what would do it? And most puke is mucousy, so you could rub it all over your naked body, s...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:28:00 PST

blood bool Lisey... daddys prize was a kiss

   Oh I wrote him letter... 6 pages front and back. It sits on my desk like a taxidermy disaster. Like an offering to an obsolete good Give me a softer sex toy. Give me a bath tub that doesn...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:36:00 PST

waiting for the sun

   Please please let this feeling go on forever an if not forever until my savior arrives. Until the fuckin pumpkin turns into a used car.    I have this rage again. This jolly che...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:06:00 PST

luna

like when i was just turned fourteen cheap fucking cuts of organ meat out of a white plastic pail butchers aisle puke on my open thighs burial at sea I i cant stop laughing feel a knife inside yeah st...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:47:00 PST

I now denounce you sham and strife...

   Hey kats and kiddies. I have a lot to say. Not a lotta time to say it. I just want everyone and anyone to know Im still here... barely and have a lot going on. Not much of it good, but Im...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:18:00 PST

stupid star faced bitch and the stokes

   A bottle rocket shoots across my starless sky. Temporarily lighting up the darkness. I see the landscape temporarily.   sHE.   sHE.   sHE.   Its to...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:09:00 PST

flicker..out

 That one song by Assemblage 23... Disappoint. It is my favorite. Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?   No.    Listen to it if this confuses you.   Theres this glamouri...
Posted by Ulrike Meinhof on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:03:00 PST