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Chilleax on 'real' outdoor tanning beds, pier of piers, listen to live music at your fingertips, waves or just peace & quiet. Filets, fried crab claws and bourbon fudge pie delivered to moon-lit lounge chairs. (danger mosquitos, Free skintastic) WaterGolf and ‘PondToon Cruiser’ Dinner packages: Rough it in a '30 ft. two-story HouseBoat. Skiing, pet section, lounge area, free drinks, legalized gambling, tee box golf shots, knee boarding or dragging backside on your life vest (5 mph max). Sight seeing Sand/Land Tours include: Holding on to a sand-slinging sandrail- (Google it) be-hopping down the sandbar. 4-wheeler adventures in the country, while lugging: grill, steaks, loungechairs, mobile cooler, colapasable table, cameras, kadima, vollyball set up, XM box, beach umbrella or how about just straight into the mud. 'Manx' convertible '73 Dune BUggy rides on semi traffic-free roads to wind up or down a weekend. When or if unable to operate heavy machinery: canoeing, kayaking, sail boating or Frisbee’n. Spontaneous short road trips in a 27-year-old 'shark' with few creature comforts, except loud rumbles and a touchy gas pedal. (Burnouts extra) Half-day bike trips through wooded trails, bar-hop while biking downtown and take the sidewalk if there is a roadblock. No-charge Ping-pong & pool lessons are given downstairs at deck level. Thumb wrestling with tournments for consulation. Proud all-star of NARO** includes a few fun toys that need gas, some water, the others mud and a 'I ain’t scared' attitude. (You can’t have that sticker on your car or in your vernacular). Tennis twice a week, to maintain my national ranking.* Average white man weekend basketball player with professional smack talk'n abilities, great golfer with the right amout of swing oil and racquetball if its cold and rainy. Bust-a-move to a comedy club to remind me how funny I’m NOT. Infiltrator of casinos as an incognito card/slot ‘shark’ making inside bets like: How many free beers can we get by playing the penny slots or who can schanoozle the most comps. How much can we hurt the casino’s bottom line at the buffet. Reserved, laid back, have a full-time job and can comfortably chill when need be. I don't wear my hat sideways, but Duece has, I do have a few rap videos "My Hooptie" and "icey white". Do we really have to go shopping, see a movie and have dinner? Rock, Paper, Scissor? If you lose, no movie. If you win, Shopping. *28,712 **National Association of Redneck Olympics