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kung pao chick

if you were liquor, i would not drink you. i do not want to turn you into piss. ~o.g.

About Me

i almost always sleep in my clothes, but strip half-way thru the nighttime because i'm too hot...even in the winter. my sister always told me that i smell bad when i wake up. that probably had something to do with the clothes i was sleeping in and the being hot thing, but i don't know for sure. she also always told me that my breath was stinky in the morning, even after i brushed. now i have a complex and don't point my mouth at anyone while speaking before i brush my teeth and sometimes after. that is also why i avoid saying the word 'double". she said i said "dubble" and she said that was wrong. i guess i cared too much about what she thought of me. she's moving here, to my city, soon. when i first heard this news i thought, i should get a cool haircut so i'll be cooler than her, but then i realized that all hahns are equally cool, so i don't have to worry about it anymore. revelation...awesome.

My Interests

Kaden, my cats: skeletony and peanut(i miss you guys!!!!!), helping, skateboards and those who ride them, movies with subtitles, music with meaning and substance, beer in cans, walking in foresty areas, bonfires and potlucks-really, anything that invovles food and friends- good things in general

I'd like to meet:

my sister's hard core! check out her cartoon:dudes with open wounds and exposed bones...that i can touch. and bret and jemaine as pictured here:

Music:

mostly i listen to hip hop...old school hip hop is my favorite and i have a very sentimental place in my heart for hip hop of all kinds. i usually listen to whatever makes my heart sing at the time. i love to sing, although i'm probably not very good at it. i love learning to play instruments, and i love musicians in general. i'm most happy when i can sing along to something, and i know many songs very well. put on an oldies station and i'll sing every song that comes on. my very most dearest bestest friend ever made me a cd. a mixed cd that had some of my most favoritest bands re-resented....built to s-ill, bright eyes, ween, jawbreaker, belle and sebastian...also some songs from movies that i watched a lot when we were roomies...it's my favorite cd. it makes me ha--y. she makes me ha--y. i like other bands. you've never heard of them...or maybe you have, who knows...but i LOVE music..it's my favorite, next to my friends...my friends and kaden and my mom and my sister and my dad, too, are my favorite. that was a long sentence. not really a sentence...that wasn't really a sentence either. that's ok. (that was a sentence!) this is my favorite. the good ol' days...when they used to light their pubes on fire. can't be beat.

Movies:

freaked, a very long engagement, welcome to the doll house, the crazy stranger, gift, another state of mind, pretty in pink, sixteen candles, the breakfast club, a beautiful mind, riding in cars with boys, grease!!, labrynth, the princess bride, stoked the rise and fall of mark "gator" rogowski, donnie darko, the people under the stairs, basketcase, twin peaks: fire walk with me

Television:

i never really have control of the remote anymore. if i did, sadly, i'd watch endless hours of american idol and survivor.

Books:

THIS LIST WILL CONTINUE GROWING AS I FIND NEW, GLORIOUS BOOKS TO ENTRANCE MYSELF WITH....books i have read lately or am reading currently: i am the messanger, middlesex, me talk pretty one day, a confederacy of dunces, solo faces (don't tell jeff, he'll think i'm a stalker...really, i just value his opinion..he's never let me down before), still life with woodpecker, most of wild ducks flying backwards and holidays on ice..(i never read anothologies in order..i read some of the front, some of the back and then the middle...don't ask me why..i read magazines that way too.) awhile ago i got really hooked on torey hayden books and read all of the non-fiction ones she had written. then, i moved on to tom robbins (thanks mike! wub ya!) and i love love love love him. of course david sedaris is great. some of my all-time faves include walk two moons, all the presidents' pets by mo rocca, the sojourner, state by state with the state, wigfield: the can-do town that just may not, um...where the wild things are!! the painted bird (read it, you'll love it. promise.) i love to read and am always open to suggestions! i'm also hooked on crosswords and i'm becoming quite fluent in crossword-ese.

Heroes:

kaden's a super hero...he can lift glaciers

My Blog

awkward

i don't know how to do stuff now. when i had short hair, i knew how to do stuff. now that my hair is long, i don't know how to do stuff. i think my brain grew out of my head with my hair. i know how ...
Posted by kung pao chick on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:31:00 PST

he loves me..he loves me not

"i'm i love and he loves me too!" eff them. love isn't something that happens on a t.v. show...it's real. why do we let shows dictate how we feel? i dont know. what i do know is that i'm hungry. why a...
Posted by kung pao chick on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:05:00 PST

good vibrations

lately i've been feeling slight vibrations here and there on my body. I don't think it has anything to do with the recent earthquake in southern-ish illinois, but more likely, a psychic connection i h...
Posted by kung pao chick on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

converstations with kaden

kaden: will you go on a date with me?me: how much money do you have and what kind of car to you drive?k: i'm poor and i drive a honda.me: you're poor and you drive a honda, ey?k: yeah, i used to be ri...
Posted by kung pao chick on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:10:00 PST

missing cowtown

it's been almost 2 years since i've lived there and feels like ages since i've visited, but tonight i wish i could be in the familiar arms of my favorite city. i want to go to a show...outer spacist o...
Posted by kung pao chick on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

kaden says the funniest things when he’s asleep

for example, tonight i took kaden into bed after falling asleep on the couch and he said, "t-t-tony, tony hawk...t-t-tony went around in a circle, so it’s eternal". fucking love that kid. also w...
Posted by kung pao chick on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

parenting 102

when your kid spills all of the contents of your overstuffed purse onto the floor while angry with you for making said child go to bed, ignore said child until he or she falls asleep and then dangle h...
Posted by kung pao chick on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

i want a monkey...

a drunk monkey.  ...
Posted by kung pao chick on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

motherhood

sometimes kaden and i have these bad days that seem to go on forever. we just fight and fight and don’t get anywhere. like yesterday, it started after taekwondo when he was being really li--y an...
Posted by kung pao chick on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:09:00 PST

i LOVE milwaukee!!

*sigh* last night was the most fun i've had in quite some time. it's good to get out of town once in awhile, and it's extra su-er good when i get to s-end time with the best girl in the universe, vane...
Posted by kung pao chick on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:42:00 PST